My name is Hanamachi "Hope" Sakuragi. I'm the swim club captain of my school. I joined when I was in first year and I automatically got in because they saw how big my biceps were. Well.. I think they did. But Gou. Oh Gou.. she turns me on so damn much. I get an erection every time I hear it's name. her long red hair, and her.. perky breasts. Oh god, I got hard lol
But there's only one thing that's stopping me from jumping her and that's her baka of a brother, Rin Matsuika? Or was it Mutuika? Wahtevar, it doesn't matter anyways. Gou would still let me in when she sees my huge dick. haha I'm chick magnet material. I know I am because my mom always told me so. It's not like I'm bragging or anything.. I'm just stating the facts. Shout out to my mom in Osaka btw. She'll be so happy once I bring home a hot chick for the first time. She'll be so proud to hear that I touched a chick's hand and actually talking to her without soiling my pants.
A few days ago.. or maybe it was yesterday? Last month? Well.. on that day I passed by Gou in the hallway. I saw her eyes scanning my very hot bod. I know she wants me. I can tell. What a slut. I like that. She went inside the girl's restroom. Maybe she was imagining about how big my dick is and how it feels inside of her. Oh yeah. "Hanamachi I want your babies! Impregnate me now." I've never been with a girl beffo.. none of them are worthy of my body anyways. I've been reserving myself for the right one and I think I finally found her. I know she wants me. But she's just keeping it a secret. Because she knows there will be too much competition for me.
I've gained 50 pounds of muscle this week. I don't know hw I got it by just sitting down. I'm leveling up my Paladin to level 14. I bet girls think I'm really cool. My mom thinks so.
Today, we were supposed to order our Samezuka unifoms for the swim club. I told them I was size 11, but they kept telling me I was a size 20. But it was pretty clear size 11 was already too big for me, maybe they're just trying to mess with me 'cause they jealous like hell lmao
But I won't let it get to me because I'm way awesome because my mom thinks so. I'm pretty sure Gou thinks that way too. Love you, boo.
*26 days later
Today, I decided to send Gou a love letter. Looks like she's been pretending to ignore me for too long. Playing hard to get, that slut. But I still love herand she's still my bitch. Poor Gou, she just doesn't get it.
I forgot to buy pretty stationery yesterday, so I decided to write it on a piece of toilet paper that was stuck on my shoe. Fate has strange ways, no? Love really does find a way.
Toilet paper isn't a romantic thing but I'm sure Gou will understand. She's the one who's way into me anyway.
"Dearest Gou-chan,
Babe, I know you want me. And, I want you too. It's okay, you don't need to pretend anymore. You aren't the best pretender anyway. I can see your desire. It's pretty obvious. I can see you staring at me during the tournaments. You really can't hold it in, can you? Well, let's not complicate this further. If you want to meet me, which I am sure of, randevuu with me outside your school after swommeng practice"
-Youres Alwez
Dark Paladin
I left the love letter in Gou's locker once I used my awesome ninja skillz to infiltrate her school. I can't believe no one caught me. My plan went without a hitch. Have I ever mentioned that my mom thinks I'm awesome? I haven't practiced ninjitsu ever and yet I seem to be a master.
Gou should see the letter anytime. She has a free period next, according to my "research".
I decided that I'd arrive fashionably late because it's awesome. She'd be willing to wait since she's head over heels for me.