Top 13 ways to annoy Farid

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13. Make out with Meggie in front of him.

12. Suprise him with Basta.

11. Give him water for his birthday.

10. Put him in a room filled with Basta's knives.

9. Treaten him with Batsa's knife.

8. Slap Meggie in the face in his presence.

7. Make him wear shoes.

6. Throw him in a lake.

5. Wet his matches.

4. Go out with Meggie.

3. Punch Dustfinger.

2. Take him to lunch and make him order seafood.

1. Tell him Dustfinger hates him.