Title: I-Pod
Rating: M. It's Squalo and Xanxus, guys! Its a given!
Characters/Pairings: XS, BF, Lussuria, Levi. And God forbid, no, they're not together.
Disclaimer: I own Kateikyo Hitman Reborn!..NOT.
Warning: Un-beta-ed. Shounen-Ai. BL. Cursing. Violence. Blood. Xanxus' and Squalo's mouths combined, so prepare for the worst. Lussuria. OOC-ness. Masturbation.
Inspired by: Underneath it all By: Gwen Stefani (No Doubt) Feat. Lady Saw
You've been warned. Carry on, Brave one,
I want to thank 963Q-karin for pointing out Squalo's arm. That's the good thing about reviews you see?. Mistakes are pointed out and will be taken cared of. With reviews, We can make the stories far better. But hey, it's just my excuse for encouraging you, wonderful readers, for more reviews. :P
So here's the catch, SQUALO DID NOT LOSE HIS ARM IN THIS STORY! Thanks again to karin-chan! :)
Author's Note:
This will be a compilation of stories/oneshots revolving around different pairings, sometimes only about a certain character. Each song will be dedicated to each couple and the story may or may not revolve around each song. Nonetheless, The chosen song has something to do with the development of the story. The Characters and Pairings will be changed accordingly with the couple/character of that chapter. So please take note of the title and the characters of each chapter published. The length of each story may also change from time to time and is subject to the level or lack of imaginative skills and creativity plus procrastination and laziness I may possess at that certain time. Updates for each chapter may differ depending upon the feedback, reviews, comments and alerts to the previous story, so don't expect for an update per week unless, of course, of overwhelming feedback from the readers. Listening to the song as you read the story may sound advisable but the choice is up to you, just repeat the song because it will end too soon. Anyway, so much for that. First off, Xanxus and Squalo.
Here we go.
CRASH!
BOOM!
A voice echoing.
'Huff-Huff. Damn The Prince is tired.'
The Varia Storm Guardian, Bel, whispered to himself.
'Maybe the frog was caught. Huff. Huff. Ushishishi. Pant'
He leaned on the wall for support, panting for oxygen as he tried to catch his breath. After a few seconds, he heard footsteps. Fast, drawing nearer and nearer. Bel knew that he'd be dead if he was ever caught.
'Time to go. Ushishishi.' Run.
"YOU BETTER RUN FOR IT!!" Squalo was running around the castle, hunting the blonde psychotic prince, Belphegor and his very cute, green boytoy uhm.. illusionist, Fran.
For the prince with the Cheshire grin, while flirting with the reaction/expression challenged brat, spilled a bottle of Strawberry Milk accidentally on Squalo's precious silver hair. It's an unspoken rule, and that is, touch Squalo's hair and you die a very gory, bloody, slicey death. Much more spill a whole bottle of STRAWBERRY MILK. Only the Boss can touch the precious hair without being obliterated, since he was the Boss and Bel thinks that they have a thing going on. So before Squalo could slice Bel into a million Bel pieces, the Prince immediately got out of the room and ran for his precious noble life.
The spilling happened when Bel was busy with his hobby, stabbing his Frog kouhai, Fran, to get some sort of reaction from the cute green-haired Mist Guardian of Varia, while eating breakfast in the kitchen. But Fran, getting bored of being stabbed to death, tilted his head to avoid the sharp knife of the boy with a prince complex and the knife intended for his large head and hit the glass cabinet containing the condiments. So, the antique cabinet shattered and because of the impact, its contents fell on the floor.
Then, the door opened, giving them a full view of Squalo and his enlightening silver hair that emanates his total gayn-- loyalty to the boss.
"VOOOOII! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRATS?!" when he heard the crash but didn't bother to look around and instead just walked to the refrigerator. But the trick is, before he reached the fridge, the mixed vinegar, soy sauce, oyster sauce, olive oil, and not-even-god-knows-what gross thing that fell from the shattered antique glass cabinet already spread across the floor making all of it very slippery.
Fran, having a sudden vision of what's about to happen, said. "Ah, Shark-sempai, be careful, the idiot prince sempai made a mess on the floo---'. Too late.
Squalo already slipped and tried to prevent himself by grabbing the table cloth. But, since a cloth couldn't hold his whole frantic weight, just went down with him, bringing the bottle of Straberry milk with him, some bread, butter and Jelly. The bread, butter and jelly successfully made their way into the floor, adding to the mess but the unlucky bottle of strawberry milk hit right at the top of Squalo's head, spilling all its glory onto the silver hair and the sprawled man on the floor.
Fran, vanished into thin air, and Bel broke into the door with speed of light. Squalo, still shocked from the fall, was just starting to get the picture. He touched his hai--. Then, all hell broke loose.
'FUCK YOU BELPHEGOR! I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP YOUR BALLS AND GIVE THEM LUSSURIAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
On the other hand, Bel was smirking, all the while hiding. To outrun Squalo is the same as impossible. And he's been running all over the castle. Of course, Squalo knew the fastest escape routes, and the ran guardian, being the fastest in the group, was not helping. Hiding is the only possible way to see the sunlight tomorrow. So he hid in a place Squalo would never find him, and he knows just the place, with that, he dashed left.
"Let's see if you can find the Prince, Sharkie. Ushishishi'
Squalo was sweating as if he'd just taken a bath. His shoes were still slippery from the gross mixture and his hair was fucking wet of Strawerry Milk and smelled like one too! He had been running all around the castle, looking for the blonde Bastard, but he couldn't find the fucker. He's been to almost every room in the castle and he still couldn't find the pervert bastard. He didn't bother to find the Frog since that would be much harder, considering the brat was the Mist Guardian of Varia.. He settled for the more tangible one.
At any rate, it would be impossible to find the bastard in the castle, he might also be outside of the castle by now. So Squalo decided to wait into the bastard's room. Upon arriving at the room, he scanned it with assertive eyes.
Bed.
Chair.
Table.
Curtains.
Closet.
Bathroom.
All of them empty and devoid of the presence of the Prince. He waited inside the room for almost an hour but the bastard didn't come.
'VOI! DAMN ASSHOLE!'
Squalo was pissed as hell when something caught his eye. A little piece of technology with earphones. An I-pod, on the side table. Squalo knew that Bel loved this I-pod for Bel always uses it when they are pressured and couldn't do anything but wait.
"Heh. You'll come to me eventually, Bastard. Your life is mine!"
With that, he left for his room.
Squalo was relaxing in his bathtub for quite some time now, his hair free of the wrath of the Strawberry Milk.
He washed his hair thoroughly before he decided to sink into is tub of warm water with the scent of lavender and salt of the same fragrance and bubbles of course. His scented candles were all lit. And No, he was not gay for having this kind of luxuries in the bathroom, he just doesn't believe that only the female gender should experience this kind of pleasure.
These past few days was very tiring for Squalo. He had work loads like shit, he couldn't even finish them since other members of Varia were bat shits and numb skulls.
Lussuria, yes, he's kind and cooks for them can be tolerated but not him always groping and raping the hell out of other members. Levi was, of course, Levi. Nothing could be done. Fran, you just can't leave paper works to that brat of an illusionist since he was just new and Bel was always with him, wreaking havoc everywhere with his knives. Bel, being the bastard that he is, is not just helping.
Exasperated, the Rain Guardian sighed. Well, there is one.. Xanxus. Well, Xanxus was an awesome fighter, but also a very cold Boss. He did do his work but he was always drinking. What an ass. But aside from that Xanxus was, He was such a pervert. Pencil dick--no, he is most certainly not a pencil dick, he's well endowed and has a very--Squalo shook his head, what obscene things was he thinking!
Xanxus was one hell of a violent bastard. He'd kill anyone without hesitation. He's always angry at everyone. For Xanxus, everybody's name was 'Trash'. He doesn't recognize anybody. He was way out anyone's league. But of course, the Shark's loyalty to the boss was endless. Infinite. Unquantifiable. He didn't know why. Every time they fought, Squalo would always be the one to bend his will and apologize. Xanxus words are absolute. Loyalty, for Squalo, is way beyond actions and words. He'd always prove that his loyalty to Xanxus was not half-assed. He'd kill anyone for Xanxus. He'd also give up his life for his boss. The loss of his right arm and the length of his hair were not enough for Squalo to prove his loyalty. Past sacrifices are things of the past themselves. Those are not enough. Not nearly enough. And Xanxus, as of now, is away on a mission.
According to the request, the mission would last for about two weeks. The Boss had been away for ten days. Its only been ten days yet, Squalo feels like crap. Of course he misses Xanxus but he wouldn't say it directly. Xanxus would laugh and rape him.
Squalo's flow of thought was disturbed when a roar of thunder came crashing down to be heard. Another one. And another. Rains threatening to fall. A few moments later, huge droplets of rain fell to the ground. Gusts of wind hitting the castle. A storm was brewing. Squalo didn't feel bothered. His attention was caught by the little piece of technology on the floor, where his clothes lay. Bel's I-pod. Squalo smirked. He picked it up and returned to the his alluring bathtub. He put it on shuffle and put the earphones on, put the volume on its maximum.
He closed his eyes and listened to the music, Oblivious to the angry storm outside.
Slow beats of drums was heard. Squalo smirked. Reggae. A voice of a woman accompanied with the steady beats of drums wafted in Squalo's ear. Her voice was not high-pitched like other women were, her's was just right. Smooth and cool. Squalo liked the voice. It was soothing. The beat, the slow tempo.
There's times where I want something more
Someone more like me
The song was unbelievably arousing. Squalo relaxed his body against the tub and let his hair float around him.
You're really lovely
Underneath it all
You want to love me
Underneath it all
For some reason, Xanxus' face popped into his mind. Xanxus' shiny disheveled jet black hair. The high-bridged nose. The sinfully kissable male lips. Rippling muscles. Broad shoulders. His Smooth sun-kissed skin. His chiseled features. Muscular arms because of strenuous missions they've been given. The hard chest, that washboard stomach The slim hips. The strong legs, Oh God.
I'm really lucky
Underneath it all
You're really lovely
.
.
.
Squalo was feeling hot. His body's temperature was rising. A blush visible on his Squalo shivered.
.
.
You know some real bad tricks
And you need some discipline
.
.
His hand moved downwards, to his semi-erect shaft. The other was on his chest, touching himself all over. His fingers circled his nipples. Squalo gasped.
.
.
So many moons that we have seen
Stumbling back next to me
.
.
.
.
He pumped his shaft slowly, steadily. His fingers now pinching his own nipples. "A-ah!" Imagining Xanxus' hands mercilessly pinching them.
.
.
.
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better
.
.
.
His hand now pumping harder, faster. He bucked his hips, matching the rhythm of his hands. The other hand, massaging his balls. He panted harshly."N-ngh!" Water splashing all around him.
.
.
.
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better
Better... better...
.
.
.
Squalo can feel his orgasm rapidly building. Squalo lifted his legs, and slipped one finger into his entrance. 'A-ah!' He moved his finger in and ten out. In and then out. In. out. In. Out.
.
.
.
Like the heat from the fire
You were always burnin'
And each time you're around
My body keeps stalin'
For your touch
.
.
Squalo, wanting more, added another finger. He stretched himself. Curling his fingers about. Finding that spot. He scissored his fingers. 'U-uah!'. He pumped harder, faster. He teased the head of his cock with his thumb.
.
.
.
Aside from your temper
Everything else secure
You're good for me, baby
Oh that, I'm sure
Over and over again
I want more
.
.
Squalo, nearing his orgasm, added one last finger and pushed all the way in. His knuckles almost entering him. He moved them faster. Faster. Harder. His fingers now reaching his prostate.
Pumping harder, faster his cock now swelling, leaking with pre-cum. "N-N-ngh-ah!' Water spilling everywhere. Harsh mewls coming out from Squalo's throat.
.
.
.
And somehow I'm full of forgiveness
I guess it's meant to be
.
.
.
.
You're really lovely
Underneath it all
You want to love me
Underneath it all
I'm really lovely
Underneath it all
And you're really lovely
Squalo pumped faster, faster, harder, harder. Squalo bit his lip. His fingers inside him now, deeper than ever. touching that spot again and again. Again and again. Squalo jerked his head back, white liquid came gushing out of his cock, and screamed as he reached his peak. 'XANXUS!'
The song ended. Squalo was panting, catching his breath. He washed his hands and removed the earphones. A thunder came wildly. startling the silver-haired man. By the door, a husky voice was heard.
"Hey trash. Missed me?"
Xanxus stood arrogantly by the door, clothes still stained with blood and burn marks. His guns in their respective holsters by the raven's tapered waist. A smug grin adorning his face.
Squalo turned his head wildly, "X-XANXUS?!" He jumped and tried to cover himself.
Xanxus stepped closed to him, lust visibr in his crimson eyes.
'VOOOOOOOOOOIII!! GET OUT! PERV--' Squalo's words were stopped by a bruising kiss.
End.
How was it? :)
HAHAH. That was my very first try at lime and very first XS. It was awkward writing it. HAHA. But I just can't take the lime out of Xanxus and Squalo. HAHAHAHA.
Please point out any mistakes you find. Thank you.
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