Song Fic: Mudblood Girl, originally Uptown Girl by Billy Joel
Draco is walking down the middle of the Great Hall towards Hermione, Ron and Harry. He's followed, by Crabe and Goyle, who suddenly break down into the background vocals. They are joined by Ron and Harry:Ohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
A deep, Barry White style voice comes out of this air and says:
"This is dedicated to all the Draco/Hermione shippers out there…"
Draco begins to sing:
Mudblood girl, she's been living in her mudblood world,
I bet she never had a Slytherin guy,
I bet McGonnagal never told her why, I'm gonna try,
For a mudblood girl, she's been living in her Gryffindor world,
As long as any one with wiz blood can,
And now shes looking for a pureblood man,
That's what I am.
And when she figures out what she wants in her life,
And when she's up from the books and opens her eyes,
Shell see I'm not so tough just because I'm in love,
With a mudblood girl, you know I've seen her in her mudblood world,
Shes getting tired of her muggle toys,
and all the presents from her Gryffindor boys,
Shes got a choice,
Crabe, Goyle, Ron and Harry chime in:
Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
Draco Continues:
Mudblood girl, you know JK can't afford to write our love,
But maybe someday when our ship comes in,
She'll understand why I'm the kinda guy I am, and then I'm in.
And when shes walking, shes looking so fine,
And when she smacked me, I knew she was mine,
She'll say I'm not so tough, just because I'm in love,
With a mudblood girl,
She's been living in her Gryffindor world,
As long as any one with wiz blood can,
And now shes looking for a pureblood man,
That's what I am.
Draco, Crabe, Goyle, Ron and Harry:
Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
Mudblood girl, shes my mudblood girl, don't you know I'm in love, with a mudblood girl, my mudblood girl
This Scene closes with Draco and Hermione "walking off into the sunset."