My first SSBM story. It's weird and it was sorta quickly done, so it may not be the most interesting... but still worth a review, right? I came up with it while playing SSBM one time with my friends, and, well… it was born. I give credit to cheeseisawesome for helping me come up with a few little details.

Disclaimationness: I do not own SSBM. Well, I own the game, just… not the game. Aw, you know what I mean.

Princess Roy

It was 9:30 at night. Everyone in the Smash Mansion was becoming tired, but not so tired that they felt like sleeping. Except Pichu. Pichu was tiiiired. But he didn't want to go to sleep without a nice bedtime story first.

Pikachu noticed this from Pichu's actions, and called over Zelda, Peach, Link, Bowser, Ness, and Marth to tell Pichu a bedtime story.

"Umm… I just remembered that I… uhh… have to… go get my hat repaired…" said Link as he left.

"I want to hurt something," Bowser said quicky while he inched out of the room.

"… My… stuff… needs to… be shined…." said Ness who left also.

"Uhh…." was all Marth said as he followed Ness.

Zelda and Peach stared questioningly at the door that the boys left from. "Odd…" said Peach.

"……….GOODNIGHT!" said Zelda as she ran out of the room.

Peach just cocked her eyebrow and tried to think of an explanation. Pichu started crying. "Don't worry!" Peach said, "I'm still here!" That made Pichu smile a little bit. "Once upon a time, far away…."

Meanwhile, the rest of the smashers gathered together and socialized. "So… What's up, Bowser?" Ganondorf asked his fellow evil person.

"Well, I just got back from Pichu's room," said Bowser.

"What were you doing there?" Ganon asked.

"Pichu wanted a bedtime story."

"And you left?"

"Yeah."

"So… is Pichu gonna get his story?"

"I think. Peach stayed there, knowing her…"

Ganondorf suddenly got up and ran out the door, down the hallway, and outside of Pichu's room. Bowser, along with Mr. Game & Watch, Roy, Captain Falcon, and a few other confused smashers followed, wondering what the heck Ganondorf was doing.

"SSH!" he said rather loudly, which completely ruined the point.

"What?" asked Jigglypuff. "What's going on?"

"I'm listening to the story!" Ganon said.

"….. Why?" asked Roy.

"Because I CAN!" Ganon said.

"Right…." All the other smashers joined him and listened at the doorway of Pichu's room.

"Once upon a time, far, far away, there lived an extremely beautiful all-powerful goddess named Peach (no relation). Peach had a little brother named Pichu (also no relation). Peach and Pichu walked around the town every day, and one day they bumped in a handsome plumber named Mario."

At this, Mario, outside the door, smiled.

"Mario noticed that Peach was immensely gorgeous, and so stopped and asked to take her out on a date. Peach said yes, but no more than two seconds later, a really hot prince named Marth appeared and also asked Peach out."

Marth grinned. Mario frowned.

"Peach declined them both, and ran away only to be locked up in a very high tower, guarded by… Pikachu."

Pikachu couldn't decide if he was happy to be in the story, or annoyed that he was guarding Peach.

"Marth knew he had to save her, but then… Samus came along. 'Hi, guy!' said Marth. 'WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!' Samus screamed. '…Guy?' Marth said. 'I'm a GIRL!" shouted Samus. She then transformed into a giant mecha-robot."

Samus beamed. "In yo FACE!" she whispered loudly to Marth.

"Meanwhile, Marth's betrothed princess… Roy…."

"SAY WHAT NOW!" Roy yelled. "Why am I a girl!"

"HUSH!" Popo and Nana told him.

Peach continued her story. "Roy was also very pretty, but never as pretty as Peach. Anyway, Roy got mad at Marth for trying to save another woman, and so was about to charge at him. BUT! Suddenly, out of nowhere, Roy was swarmed by a huge mob of insane fanboys!" She imphasized on the boys part.

Roy started to get angry outside the door.

"Marth was about to save her, but Samus blasted at him with her ray gun. Marth was like, 'I will stop you!' and drew his sword. He charged at Samus, about to stab her…"

Samus gasped.

"…when Kirby appeared and swallowed Marth's sword!"

Kirby bounced around in triumph. Marth was dumbstruck at this change in the story. Samus grinned evilly.

"And so, Peach was in the tower, Pikachu was guarding it, Marth was swordless, Samus was about to attack him, Kirby was now a sword-like thing, Roy was being swarmed by thousands of fanboys, and Mario was turned down. I'll tell you the rest tomorrow night!" Peach concluded as the got up and walked toward the door. Pichu was asleep.

Peach opened the door to see all of the smashers against it. "What's going on?" she asked.

They all just whistled like nothing had happened and walked away.

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So ends chapter one! Please review if you ever wanna see more!