A/N: As Jeremy has started writing "serious" fics, it seems that Hubert is alone while writing TEH BEST FANFICTION EVUR!!! After scanning fanfic shark's favorite fanfictions (which wasn't very hard, as he only has two...) I (teh amazing Hubert Cumberdale) decided to write a fanfiction that was RIGHT UP HIS ALLEY! (sorry if I didn't spell that right, I'm having mini hand seizures. :D)
Once upon a time, there was an overly-optimistic girl named Tohru Honda. She lived with the mysterious Sohma family, and was secretly in love with Kyo.
One summer morning, she woke up, pausing to grin at her mother's photo at the side of her bed. "Hello!" she said cheerfully, and bounded downstairs. Kyo was already up; making rice balls, as he was impatient that Tohru wasn't up at her usual time.
Yuki was gone that day, away at some student council meeting. As always, Tohru was happy. She was happy that Yuki was trying to be more independ--
AND THEN SHE GOT PREGNANT!
We really don't understand why this is. Perhaps it was because Kyo accidentally touched her hand (as everyone knows that if you hold hands at exactly 9:18 in the morning, you can get pregnant!)
"Oh my." Tohru said, "It seems that I'm pregnant!" She was secretly happy though, because she usually stalks kyo at night and chews on his hairbrush when she thinks he's gone.
Kyo, a little freaked out, just glared at her in shock.
And then, they realized that it was a rare case of male pregnancy! Because as we all know, Kyo had a sex change in the recent year, and was bound to get pregnant.
Kyo screamed menacingly, and then jumped out the window and turned into a giant blue phoenix. Tohru never saw him again.
THE END!
(STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUEL!!!)
This is dedicated to Fanfic Shark. Because Hubert needs someone to tell her that 15-year-olds are not good at writing fanfiction. Plus, your flaming makes my life. :D