Smashers
Lots of Nintendo characters,
Are present in this game.
Should we take a look at them?
I know you won't refrain.
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Mario's a jumper,
Though he's not very tall.
Master of gymnastics,
Along with fireballs.
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Luigi's just like Mario,
Though is a different shade of green.
His moveset's more esoteric,
Like nothing I have seen.
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Lumbering into the fray,
Is the mighty Donkey Kong.
If you're looking for strength, not speed,
In this ape you can't go wrong.
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Kirby's the smallest Smasher,
But this guy you shouldn't scorn.
He'll eat you up and spit you out,
Like a mower on the lawn.
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Jigglypuff's an odd contestant,
But she'll bring on the snores.
Putting the Smashers to sleep,
Including dinosaurs.
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Speaking of which, there's Yoshi,
He attacks by throwing eggs.
He makes a constipated sound,
When he flies with his legs.
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Fox is the fastest Smasher,
Has a shield and a blaster.
If you think he has reached peak speed,
He'll manage to go faster.
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Pikachu's a Pokémon,
He is his IP's face.
Watch out for his thunderbolt,
It'll send you into space.
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Also with lightning in his hands,
There's Ness, that psychic kid.
He's the hardest Smasher to unlock,
But you'll be glad you did.
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Want strong a silent? Well there's Link,
With sword and shield grand.
The defender of the Triforce,
Of Hyrule and other lands.
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Still want silence? Well there's Samus,
A hunter of much fame.
Takes awhile to charge her shots,
But charged ones bring so much pain.
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Falcon's another bounty hunter,
Though he prefers to race.
Take care to show him your moves,
Or he'll put you in your place.
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So now I hear you asking,
"Hawki, what about Melee?"
To that I say, "give me a break,"
"That's enough stanzas for one day."
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But while Vanilla Smash has aged,
It still was a fun game.
But I've reached the end of recollection,
So from rambling I'll refrain.