"Hey Sasuke, guess how many spelling suggestions I get when I type your name!"
"I really don't care, Sakura."
Said rosette pouted at the Uchia. They were sitting in computer class, learning all about today's spiffy technology, when Sakura had gotten bored. Thus she decided to look up how many ways the English screwed up their names; it was a great way to find nicknames though. So far Naruto was Maputo, Hinata was piñata, Neji was Mejia, and Ino was ion. And now Sasuke was…
"I now dub you Issues-kun!" said a gleeful Sakura
"Don't call me that."
"Why not?"
"Because it's stupid," he hissed
"You're so mean, Issues-kin!"
"Stop it," he growled.
"But it's cute!"
"Cute my ass!"
"Now that you mention it, that's pretty sexy too."
"…"
"I have no clue where that came from."
"…"
"Ok, I'm sorry. My bad, just forget it ever happened!"
He nodded and they turned back to their screens. The rest of the class went smoothly, and when the bell rang the two got up and gathered their things.
"You know…you're pretty cute too…" murmured Sasuke with a microscopic blush on his cheeks.
Sakura promptly dropped her books in shock and could only watch as the Uchia exited the classroom.