Fox smirked at the giggling vixen sitting across from him. It almost seemed like she wouldn't stop, even with two paws cupped over her muzzle. She clenched her eyes shut, as though it were Fox's face making her laugh.
"Go on and take another hit," Slippy egged him on.
Fox licked his lips and took a deep breath. He took the spout from Slippy and brought it to his lips, glancing up at Krystal who was now quiet and watching with eager eyes. He sucked hard and the base of the hookah they were all sitting around bubbled in response. Everyone sat in silence as they watched him take in the tasty goodness. He paused and looked around at the watching pairs of eyes. Soon trails of smoke slowly rose from his nostrils and Krystal started giggling again. Fox still held it in, but in a moment it was too much, he burst out laughing and a puff of creamy smoke billowed from his muzzle.
General Pepper leaned over and took the spout eagerly. "You kids don't know how to savor this shit." His brow furrowed as he frowned and sucked on the device as if he had been doing it for years. He kept sucking, much longer than the others. Krystal stopped giggling again and looked on in amazement with bloodshot eyes as the droopy cheeked General sucked and sucked. The base of the hookah furiously bubbled. He finally stopped, a silence filling the room again. The uniformed canine looked around and grinned, no haze coming from any orifice at first. He finally let his muzzle cock open and a perfect O of smoke escaped. Everyone watched the dazzling display with wide eyes. To further impress the younger folk, he pressed a finger over one nostril and shot a long dart of smoke through the donut.
"Oh wow!" Slippy said in amazement.
"That's hot," Fox said, watching the narrow trail of smoke slide through the O. "That's almost...sexual."
Slippy gasped and coughed furiously, wheezing a laugh as he tried to get air.
Fox bit his bottom lip trying not to laugh. He glanced at Krystal, "I want---I want to penetrate your O." He burst out laughing, Slippy still wheezing and coughing as well.
Krystal's eyes went lazy, "You sick fuck," she declared from the other side of the hookah.
Slippy panted for air, "You said---you said penetrate!"
Krystal rolled her eyes, "I'd rather let Pepper fuck my O." The General raised his eyes as he took another hit from the spout. Slippy rolled back and kicked his feet giggling.
Fox veered into silence and his face turned angry. "Fuck you, slut."
"Fox," the General said sharply. "I command you not to talk to her like that!" Everyone looked at him as a cloud of smoke surrounded his head and instantly they screeched with laugher.
"I command you to suck my dick," Fox replied. They all howled even more.
The General took out a pistol from his uniform coat and pulled the trigger. Fox's head instantly exploded, a layer of thick blood and brains coating everyone. His decapitated body slumped over. The other two kept laughing and with another blast, Krystal's head exploded too. Slippy's bloodshot eyes bulged, him being the only one howling with laughter at the outrageous sight now. Pepper's gun discharged again and the top half of the toad's head sheared open. Slippy continued to cackle but he slowly eased into silence, catching his breath.
"Shit," he said quietly. Slippy fell over and his brain rolled out across the floor.
The General got up and calmly put the pistol back in his uniform. He turned and looked straight into the camera.
"Don't do drugs."
The End.