A/N: HEY, mike tapped me on the shoulder- it wasnt a dream like Stephs lol and ask me to tell his story... for fee ofcourse we live in the twenty first century you can make money from your sadness *sigh* anyway this how he felt two days after the movie three date when he was well enough to write.
Disclaimer: He thanks Stephanie for introducing him to Bella, it made him want to be a better guy to girls lol
POV: Mike Newton (booty shaker-aka boom chikka wowwow)
Sheesh what's with this Jacob character? I'm sure he's about twelve...it's true he looks ...the same age as me but I've got a full shadow, not even a hint of a razor cut on him. Besides he hangs out down at the res, with those superstitious freaky guys...What could Bella possibly see in him?! Actually what's with these guys she dates, I mean none of them even shave- so they're not even real men. That Cullen was all metrosexual – who has time for all that pansy stuff? The only reason I would go down that route was for Bella, she's totally worth it. The way she smiles shyly and her hair glints red in the sunshine and uh-uh...yeah she's hot and kinda funny, I don't even think she knows it, that's so cool- cool without even trying. I'm a little jealous , so annoying she doesn't even know she likes yet- I'm waiting for her to realise this kids a creep (hanging all over like a lost little puppy) and I'm a chillaxed dude. I mean c'mon already! I'm booty shaking Mike! She looked nice today in blue top- totally suited her and highlighted her complexion, which I have to say has been looking little dull lately, I'm just saying maybe Cullen did drink her ro-roj...rojo...vino, that's it yeah. Imagine kissing those better than Angelina Jolie lips, I mean I could make out with her for hours, just hanging out...But not at the shop though Mum's gone weird about her since Cullen skipped town, says she seems less forthcoming than usual, dad's agreeing of course- like a dog to a wishbone. Sure she was a bit weird a while back- to be truthful she was...a freakazoid, totally wiped out but she seems cool now. Back to the old Bella, accepting protein- except for her taste in action movies- a bit strange for a girl but I can look past that. I wouldn't have to waste good money if we went on a cinema date- I'd get to watch the thing I actually wanted to see, instead of some boring chick flick- and cause we're dating I wouldn't have to worry about the pash at the end, it would be a done deal Sweet! =)
A/N: Hope you er felt something about Mike, he's often ignored, he has feelings too- we'd both like to know what you think of them =P