I Don't Get Nosebleeds!

A/N: something I wrote after reading a fanfic with massive nosebleeds, except for Gaara. Thus, this was created (/*0*)/ It's a bit rushed cause the idea was fleeting and i didnt want to forget. I'll update this tomorror

PART 1 OF 2

Naruto pressed the once white cloth to his still bleeding nose, slumping to a chair as he felt the blood loss taking it's toll.

It was their first ever guys night out, as insisted by Naruto they do, and all of them were in the fox-faced teen's cramped, and uncomfortably small living room. Neji, Kiba, and Shino were sitting on the couch. Kankurou and Shikamaru on stools and Lee on the floor, barely conscious. All of them had tissues in their noses to stop the remaining bleeding.

"I win guys!" Naruto grinned, but soon groaned from the head ache he was having. " I outlasted you in having nosebleeds."

"Who knew Tenten had such... Adequate.. No... Since when did she even had those?" Neji mumbled, his face flushed, his hands twitching at the certain memory. Blood began dripping again. "Ack, not again. Oh gawd."

Shikamaru tossed him a box of tissues, whih Neji thanked him for profusely.

"I can't believe we just did that. What a drag," Shikamaru sighed.

"You didn't even last on those photos Uzumaki took!" Kiba countered.

"Neither did you," Shino muttered.

Ok, to allow a more detailed explanation to take place. Naruto mainly suggested the whole 'guys night out' to do an 'experiment'. He wanted to know who would last long enough before having a nose bleed. The first round was looking at barely clothed photos of girls. Neji, Shikamaru, and Kiba failed, having to nosebleed five seconds after they say those lude pictures. Lee almost died.

The second one was for them to go tohe bath house and spy on the girls. It ended up with Kankuro and Shino fainting after seeing them just undress. Naruto lasted until Hinata started taking off the towel.

"I havent had nosebleeds yet." Everyone turned to meet the curious face of no other than Gaara, who had his arms crosses at the corner of the room.

"W-What? Why-"

Before Naruto could continue, the door opened with a bang and there stood an all too familiar angry face of a pink kunoichi, and behind her, seemingly same faces of other girls.

"NARUTO!"she screamed.

Everyone in the room pointed at the horror-stricken face of the blonde.

"Sa-sakura-chan. Ha..ha... I thought you were on a mission with Shizune-sama?" Naruto asked, nervously flailing arms for help.

"Tch. Just because I was gone doesnt mean you could peep at these girls!" Sakura growled darkly. "Hinata came crying when they found out someome had been peeping on them, with the blood spilled outside the bath house given to us to examine.. It was a perfect match.." She pointed a finger at the blonde. "To none other than Naruto Uzumaki!"

Suddenly, all at once, the girls pounced and beat up the poor boy.

"Neji, should we help Naruto?" Lee asked the horrified genius when he woke up from the pleading cries of Naruto.

Neji shook his head. "He needs to learn a lesson. Besides, I do NOT want to get caught in Sakura's rampage for blood." He shuddered.

This piqued Gaara's interest. He looked closely at the kunoichi, who was beating up his friend senseless. She really was pretty, he had to admit. But now, seing her angry face. Wow. He almost blushed at his train of thought and turned his head away.

He didn't know that before Naruto fainted from the pain of getting beat up, he saw the red tint on the red heads cheeks for the split second it lasted.