Harry Potter and the Latias Problem
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry, Hermione, Hogwarts, Hagrid, or Ash. But I do have Latias, Mudkip, and Pikachu on my sapphire game.(really I don't own them, well except in my game.)Enjoy.
Harry was walking across the hogwarts grounds one day when he heard a strange noise. Like a screech from up above.
"It's probably one of Hagrid's wacky creatures," he told himself.
But then from up above he was ambushed by a white and red giant bird. Harry jumped back not knowing what it was. Suddenly he realised that it was 2 dimentional and he started laughing so hard that he peed his pants.
The Latias stepped forward and flame came out of it's mouth. Harry's pants caught on fire and he put them out with the flic of his wand.
Realising that this thing was dangourous he tried the killing curse on it, then he realised that he can't kill a fictional character (he tought it must have been fictional if it was 2D). So instead he withdrew his emergency pokeball and took out his Mudkip. Harry demanded that his Mudkip attack the Latias at once, the mudkip walked over to Latias and poked it. Then out of the bushes poped Ash, the greatest pokemon trainer of all time with his superdy duper Pikachu (both were also in 2D). And he attacked the Latias making it weak and vulnerable, then he threw a pokeball at it and jumped up in triumph. He ran off, taking Harry's mudkip with him.
Harry was so shocked at what had happened that he ran screaming back to Hogwarts and asked Hermione for and explanation, who was equally stumped and suggested that Harry went to the Medical wing for examination.
The moral is if you see a Latias pull out your Pikachu and catch before it attacks Harry Potter.