For this fic the characters are as follows to avoid confussion.
Bakura = Yami Bakura
Malik = Malik(not yami)
Yami = Yami Yugi
Marik = Yami Malik
And everyone else is themselves.
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"I told you that would be a bad idea Bakura." Yami hissed as he and Bakura crept along the side of the house careful to avoid the view of any of the windows."After I had already done it." Bakura growled back.
"Hey, what are you two doing hiding over here?" Yami and Bakura nearly jumped out of their skin at the sound of Maliks voice as he appeared around the corner of the house.
"Don't do that!" Yami yelled.
"What are you doing sneaking around the house?" Bakura asked Malik while leveling a glare at Yami.
"Insomniac wanted me to help her look for the two of you. It seems she has a suprise for you." Malik replied coming up the stone steps.
"A supirse?" Yami asked as Baruka raised a curious eyebrow.
"A great suprise for what you've done." Yami and Bakura cringed at the sound of yet another person arriving.
"Hi Insomniac." Malik greeted smiling.
"You just had to yell, didn't you." Bakura yelled at Yami.
"I'm not the one who made the plan that got her mad in the first place Bakura!"
"Both of you shut up." Insomniac growled walking past and grabbing them both by the ear.
"Owowow-" they both said in unison as she dragged them both around and in the back door, up the stairs and around to the livingroom. Malik following not far behind.
"Sit." she ordered shoving them both at the couch. Both complied. "Now. Which of you messed with my room?" she asked sitting herself in the chair across from them.
"He did it! I did not, it was you!" they both said in unison pointing to eachother befor settling into a glaring match.
"Alright then. Since neither and yet both of seem to have done it, neither and yet both of you get to share the punishment. My suprise." Insomniac finish smiling with that nerve racking eerie smile that she seemed to be able to do so well.(1) "You get to take care of the chibi's."
"That doesn't sound very hard." Yami replied looking almost insulted.
"Yami. Have you ever been around anyone here when they turn chibi?" Bakura asked, he had heard stories from when Ryou had volunteered to help out in the chibi daycare for the house. Ryou had only offered and done it once, and never again, and that was enough to keep Bakura away from wanting to do it.
"Bakura, how hard could it be to take care of a few chibi's for awhile?" Yami asked causing Bakrua to sweatdrop. Malik chuckled walking off at this point, while Insomniac laughed so hard she almost fell out fo her chair.
"Are- Are we talking about on a good or a bad day with the best of the bunch?" she managed after a few moments.
"Insomniac.. How long are we taking care of them, and just who is currently chibi?" Bakura asked not really wanting to know.
"Hm," Insomniac paused leaning back in her chair thinking it over. "When I looked last there was Seto, Ginji, Duo, Heero, Xellos, Kouga, Alucard, Inu-Yasha, Yi, and Holly.(2) Now, off we go." she said smiling, getting up and motioning for the two of them to do the same.
"No. You haven't told us how long yet." Bakura protested, neither him or Yami moving from their seats.
"Until I'm not mad about what you two did to my room anymore. Now go! Or do I have to 'escort' you both like I had to to get the both of you back in the house?" Insomniac ordered again, no longer smiling. With a groan from Bakura the two stood from the couch and walked back over to and down the stairs entering the door on the right after they got down there followed by Insomniac.
Upon entering the the large downstairs room used for housing whomever was in chibi mode at the time being, they found Ban and Mai on the current watch.
"Okay
guys, heres your relief." Insomniac announced to Mai and Ban as
she shoved Bakura and Yami the rest of the way in the door. "Have
fun you two." she finished turning and exiting the room.
"Hey
boys. Never thought I'd see you two down here for this job. What did
you do? Break the computer again." Mai chuckled.
"I didn't break it the last time!" Bakura shouted drawing the attention of a few of the chibi's who then turned away and started whispering to one another.
"Whatever. Listen boys cuz I'm only going to say this once. Don't feed any of them sugar, and don't let them out of your sight for even a minute. Chibi's are dangerous. You got that?" she asked, Yami and Bakura both just nodded, "Good. Now I'm taking Alucard with me. Have fun." she smiled and winked as she scooped up Alucard on her way out the door, Ban carrying a sleeping Ginji following after her.
"Now what?" Yami asked turning to Bakura after the door had closed.
"How should I know? I've never taken care of little brats before." Bakura growled in responce gaining a couple more glances from the chibi's.
"I guess we should check whos all here." Yami said as they looked over the room. Duo was alseep on Heero's shoulder as Heero typed away at his mini labtop ontop of the couch made of old car backseats, while Kouga and Inu-Yasha where running around trying to kill eachother and knocking everything in their way over, Xellos was standing off to the side of the room watching everything with slight amusement, and Seto was playing a game of duel monsters with Holly on the game table in the corner while Yi watched.
"Geh ba here coward!" Inu-Yasha yelled chasing Kouga across the couch knocking Duo over into Heero's lap befor both he and Kouga landed on top of the of them sending them all into a heep on the floor.
"Get oof me!" Duo yelled trying to squirm free. After a moment Kouga squirmed free followed shortly after by Inu-Yasha. They then ran past where Holly and Seto where playing.
"I pway.. Um, Yiyi, wha was this card done again?" Holly asked showing Yi the card, Yi leaned in close whispering in Holly's ear. "Ya! I pway Dar Majk ttack!" Holly squeeled gleefully slapping the card down on the table, "Eburyhing on yuw feild go'd boom!" she giggled as Kaiba looked on in disbelief.
"Wah? No way! Yew a Lier!" he yelled standing up on his chair and pointing an accussing finger at Holly.
"I is not! Yiyi, de one whob can read da cards! Az her." Holly shouted back pointing at Yi. To this Yi only smiled and gave a shrugg.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Noooooooooooooooo! I dun wanna! Nonononononnonono!" came the loud protest from just outside the door drawing everyones attention to it as it creeked open and a screaming chibi Marik shoved in, the door closing quickly behind him. "Nooooooooooooo! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Marik continued sitting where he had landed at the door.
"Agh is right! How do we shut it up!" Yami yelled over the noise.
"You asking me?!" Bakura shouted back befor looking down to see what was tugging at his pants. Xellos was standing there at his feet, "What do you want?" he growled kneeling down.
"Gib'em a cookie." Xellos said plainly.
"What did he say?" Yami asked over Mariks continued wailing.
"He said to give him a cookie." Bakura shouted back.
"Then give him one!" Yami yelled, but Bakura hesitated.
"Mai said not to give them any sugar. Don't cookies count as a sugar product?" he asked.
"Hell if I care! I just want it to stop." Yami shouted walking over to the other side of the room and unlocking the door into the small pantry room that sat beside the bathroom door, coming out shortly after with a box of chocolate chunk cookies, not bothering to lock the door back up behind him. As far as he could tell the chibi's where all to short to reach the high handle. "Here. Now be quiet!" Yami shouted pulling out one of the cookies and shoving it in Mariks hand, the room went instantly silent.
"Oh the sweet bliss." Yami sighed.
"I wan cookie too!" Duo shouted.
"Meee tooo! Mee too!" Holly and Yi yelped at the same time.
"We all wan cookies." Heero stated drawing nods from the rest of the chibi's.
"Well I don't see the harm in letting them have some cookies." Yami said handing the bag to Xellos who proceeded to helpfully hand them out to all the chibi's.
"Why do I have a bad fealing about this..?" Bakura asked sweatdropping at fealing utter dread that came over him.
It
came not long after.
When the chocolate from the cookies kicked in
Yami and Bakura thought everything was fine, all the chibis where
playing quietly at one of the corners of the room, so they sat back
and relaxed. Little could they tell that 'playing' was not as it
seemed as they soon found themsleves in an elaborate trap set up by
the chibi's.
Shortly after the chibi's headed off to play
quietly on their own again.
Marik walked over to Holly and rubbed
playdough in her hair, which caused her to cry, and bring Yami and
Bakura over to see what was wrong, which is when YI and Kouga came
running with the skipping ropes that they had tied together to make
rope and ran all around and through Yami and Bakuras legs thoroughly
tangling them together and tying it off just as Inu-Yasha, Duo, Seto,
and Heero came flying down from a bookshelf knocking Bakura and Yami
over the back of the couch and rolling away while Xellos seatbelted
the tangled upsidedown Yami and Bakura firmly into place.
"What's going on?!" Bakura shouted angerly as all of the chibi's giggled wildly running around in front of their two trapped prisoners.
"Maybe the cookies where a bad idea,.." Yami admit as he watched the sugarhigh chibi's in front of him.
"Now
you think that!?" Bakura shouted in outrage, if he could have
moved at that moment he'd have been strangling
Yami.
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Note:
Everyone in the daycare is chibi except the two(whomever it is at the
time) people left to watch the chibi's. Just incase anyone was
wondering.
(1)-My friends should know what it looks like. How
many cringed? Ro?
(2)-Who's Holly? She's a friend of
mine who plays a killer Dark Magician deck. Wooo! Go Holly! Kick
Kaibas butt!
Hehe, poor Kaiba. Yes yes, I do know what that card
accutally does. I have it used on me all the time and I own it. Chibi
Yi lies.
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