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A/N FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT THIS SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.I LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO AND SOMETIMES JUST LIKE TO POKE FUN AT THEM.
That being said, I hope you enjoy my randomly-random series of one-shots staring any/or all Vampires, humans or Wolfs that I may one day wake up and decide to mess with!;).
"Just do it already!" Bella yelled.
"I don't want to hurt you!" Edward yelled back.
"It'll only hurt for a second , just hurry!" Bella exclaimed.
Edward was always a sucker for the word 'please' coming from Bella's lips, so he did as she asked .
"Oww! Do it fast! The slower you go the more it will hurt!" Bella exclaimed.
Edward locked eyes with her's, "On the count of three?"
"On the count of three." She agreed.
Edward positioned himself."One."
Bella nodded in reassurance.
He swiped the hair back from her neck and leaned in close."Two."
Bella shivered both from the proximity of his body, and the unfortunate pain his next move would cause.
"Three." Edward breathed a second before a ripping noise filled the air.
"HOLEY SH--"
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--A bunch of....colorful, words later--
"Better now, love?" Edward asked.
Bella sniffled, "A little bit."
Edward smoothed her hair back from her sweaty forehead, "My poor baby, that Hello Kitty band-aid was really stuck on that shoulder of yours, wasn't it?" Edward cooed, trying to make her feel better.
Bella grimaced, "Yeah, damn thins make you want to buy them with their cute faces and bright colors, then you stick them on and BAM! They take off twelve layers of skin when you pull them off!"
"Damn things." Edward agreed, nodding his head.
There was a moment of silence, then--
"How did you scrap your shoulder way up there anyway?" Edward inquired, running a thumb softly over the jagged edges of the before mentioned scrap.
Bella turned her head slowly in Edward's direction and placed a hand on his shoulder, a horror struck look covering her face, "Some things, Edward, even vampires can't handle."
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In the end, Edward ended up finding out the 'how' of Bella's scrap because, well, he's Edward freaking Cullen of course and, psshh, he finds out everything.
Bella learned her lesson about pretty band-aids and, realising she would more then likely hurt herself within the next eight minutes, went out immediately and bought paper tape for her sensitive skin.
And Alice, sitting in a changing room somewhere in Eastren Europe, is still laughing her ass off about the whole thing.
EXPLANATION --The rest of the Cullen clan were other wise ~~cough cough~~ 'occuiped' during the events happening above--.
A/N Well....there you go! The first of, maybe, many more in The Random Days of Vampires, Wolfs and Humans!
Who's random day would YOU like to read about next?
Review and I'll send a Cullen boy, wolf boy or human boy of your chosing over to give you a thank you hug! Just tell me who you would prefer! ;)