On friday, after school, Pip had stayed late to finish a project for a class. Once he was finished, he went to his locker to put his books away. He was excited and giddy for his date tonight with his boyfriend, Damien. It was their ten week anniversary and he could feel the butterflies in his stomach fluttering as he shut his locker door.
When he turned around to leave he was surprised to see two angry looking girls glaring at him. One was Bebe Stevens and the other was Rebecca, also known as Red for her red hair.
"So, I hear your dating Damien." Red hissed at him.
Pip blinked in confusion. He didn't understand why they seemed so angry with him."Ummm...why y-yes I am, is there a p-problam?" The timid blond boy asked in a warily tone.
"'Is there a problam?' " Bebe repeated as if she couldn't believe he was asking."You, the foreign loser is dating one of the hottest guys in school! Thats the problam!"
Pip flinched at the insult. He was hurt but he wasn't about to let these two girls ruin his ten week anniversary. He swollowed down the lump in his throat and said, "W-well Damien doesn't think Im a loser!" He was being surprisingly brave, even too the two girls. But nevertheless, they foolishly kept pressing.
"Well, it's still wrong that a guy like that is seeing a guy like you!" Red argued, Bebe nodded in agreement.
"It's wrong that such a hot guy is gay at all!" The blonde girl added, flicking her long, frizzy hair over her shoulder."But I'm sure if he was ever seduced by too hotties like us he would be straighter then an arrow in no time. " Both girls laughed at Bebe's comment.
"But no, he settled for you." Red said with a fake pouty face.
Pip was now fired up. To him, this was WAY worse then being called french and made him twice as mad.
"You should just break up with Damien. It's only fair." Red continued."Then he could score the real winners here." She grined and poined back and forth to her and Bebe. Pip's face was red with anger now, which only made the girls laugh more. They didn't know that they were sealing their own fates by teasing the now severely pissed off brit.
Finally, he lost it. What he did to them made what he did to the chinese dodgeball team back in forth grade look like child's play.
Only minutes latter both girls were quivering in the corner of the hall way, holding each other for dear life. Both where trying their best to fight back their tears,each failing horribly.
Pip grined a wicked grin at the two."Now I bet theirs no questioning as to whom Damien belongs with, is there?" He asked in a gleeful yet threating voice. Both girls shook their heads, now knowing why Damien loved this crazy psycho. He was pefect to date the Anti-Christ, they now knew that only one person in South Park was able to go to hell and back and still come back smiling. One of South park's craziest maniacs, Philip Pip Pirrip.