We love Sirius, yes we do,
He's in love with Remus Lu-pin.
He liked to play around with fire,
And Quidditch robes were his main attire.
He used to hold picnics,
Then let loose some ants.
Or practice up-side-down spells,
So he could see Sevvy's pants.
He changed into a dog for his werewolfy chum,
Because he loves his smile and his Gryffindor bum.
He loves sweet things and therefore his ambition is,
To start a magical crêperie.
But that was stopped by his sudden demise,
At the hands of some Magical drapery!