Beneath Booth

by Kaokitty2

The night of President Lincoln's death has always been shrouded in mystery. For all the facts that we may have, it is still a shock, even 100 years later. But what if it was a lie? What if the history books have all been wrong? A must read.

Just a little something to make your head buzz

Just a little something to make your head buzz.

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John Wilkes Booth cut off President Lincoln's head and then drank his blood. Lincoln's blood turned him into the Incredible Hulk, and he used his Hulk powers to end slavery…with violence. He punched all the slave owners in the face until they freed their slaves.

"But John Wilkes Booth Hulk, without slaves who will run the plantations? Our economy will collapse!"

So then John Wilkes Booth Hulk strapped on his harness and used his Hulk powers to power all the plantations in the United States! Thus saving America…and Freedom forever. Amen.

The End.

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Die hard National Treasure fans, please don't hate me. It's just a funny ditty of a late night imagination.