Cullen's pranks
Bella you ready said Edward. Oh yeah said Bella. She sprinted to mike. Mike, Mike screamed Bella. Mike I loved last night said Bella. What said Mike! Yeah, you remember you, me, and the bed said Bella. What you had sex with my girlfriend said Edward. He raped me baby said Bella. What said Mike! Oh you know what you did you basterd said Bella. Oh mike if you touch my girlfriend again I will drop you off a mountain, feed you to sharks and rip you to shreds said Edward. Okay said mike scared as ever. Bella ran away. See what you did shrub said Edward. Edward ran after Bella. When he found Bella she was laughing her head off. Oh my god Bella why are you laughing said Edward. Because it was so funny, did you see his face said Bella. Yes unfortunately I did said Edward. Edward you're so mean said Bella. I know I love it said Edward. Yeah so do I said Bella. So what are we doing the rest of the day asked Bella? Well I thought we would go grab the siblings and Rosalie and go to the library said Edward. Why the library asked Bella? Because we need to torment people there said Edward. Oh I get it said Bella. Lets go said Edward.
What's up said Jasper. Yeah I was meditating said Alice. Oh shut up Alice I was doing my hair said Rosalie. I was working out said Emmet. Guys we are going to go make fun of the nerds in the library said Edward. Emmet bring a skateboard said Bella. Okay said Emmet. They all got into the Volvo. Once at the Library Bella told Emmet to go ride in there. Emmet shot in there. If my boy gets in trouble I will tear you to shreds said Rosalie. Oh shut up Rosalie said Edward. She's family now said Alice. So a little sister fight should toughen her up. Or it will toughen you up said Bella. They started walking in. Emmet was sitting down in a chair sarcastic look on his face. How did it go Emmet said Bella? Oh the cop hates me said Emmet. Great good start babe said Edward. Thanks Edward said Bella. Okay what next said Alice? I don't know think of something said Jasper. Jasper grab a book said Alice. Why said Jasper? Just grab a book and start reading out loud said Alice. Oh okay said Jasper. For score and seven years ago there was a tiny little binky said Jasper loudly. All Cullen's started laughing.