D.O.F.S.S

By: Chaomi

Stress is a pain that takes your soul out of your body. Believe me when I say it's a monster that is out to devour you from just living your life happily.

You get wrinkles on your face and you get cranky all the time.

That's the reason why the captain-commander of the Gotei 13 created the 'D.O.F.S.S.'- day-off for stressed shinigami, which the 11th division vice captain suggested, a day to play games with everyone!

So, here comes the suffering of our little captain forced into leaving his paper works- which he blissfully obliged, but end up playing dress-up and tea parties from the females. Oh how they adored him...especially on his pink fluffy dress and pink ribbons tying his hair into pigtails! (For crying out loud…KAWAII!!!!!)

Hitsugaya glared at the offending snickering of the male population, watching his demise in the hands of the opposite gender, in their feminine mission of turning him into a little fairy princess on a pony!

Fortunately, his 'pony' seems to be aggravated coz of his 'comfortable' position on the ground.

"Thank god, I have someone to suffer along with this humiliation," Hitsugaya huffed indignantly.

"Right back at ya," Ichigo shrugged miserably.

Ichigo Kurosaki still remembers what happened earlier today. It was a nightmare. No. It's much worse! He'll never have a good night's sleep ever again…but that's a different story.

"Let's change that dress, Hinamori-san. It's horrible on captain Hitsugaya," Nanao pushed her glasses impassively and took a blue dress from the luggage Inoue brought from her world.

"Not that one, Nanao-chan! The color is so dull!" Rangiku screeched of revulsion.

Inoue picked out a skimpy outfit and a make-up kit from her bag. "How about this?"

Hitsugaya stared, horrified at the 'things' and was about to flash stepped out of the place when two smooth hands caressed his shaking palm.

"There. There. Shirou-chan. Don't be nervous," Hinamori soothingly patted the little captain's hands and Hitsugaya shrugged elegantly. "Okay, bed-wetter Momo"

"That is an indecent dress, Inoue-san! Burn that thing!" Nanao cried out.

Rangiku looked over the clothing and giggled. "I definitely like to see captain wearing that!"

"No! No! No! Captain Hitsugaya will not wear such a monstrous thing! Look at it! It's too revealing!" Nanao said in distaste.

"Hmmm…I like to see Nanao-chan in that…," Kyoraku scooted near his vice captain and gave her a perverted smile.

"I thought you were having a sake competition today with the other captains, captain Kyoraku," Nanao kept her unwavering visage.

"Well, I see a captain here!" he pointed his way at Hitsugaya with Hinamori at his side, holding his hands firmly while the other girls berated each other about a perfect outfit. Ichigo lay lazily on the grassy field glaring at Rukia who returned it full force while Inoue was stealing glances at the orange hair protector.

The entire place is chaotic. The captains (except Hitsugaya)- like I said are preparing for a sake drinking competition, Ishida and Chad are drinking tea like civilized people should. The others that aren't mentioned coz the authoress doesn't know them are doing their own thing so enough with that ne?

"He's underage, captain unlike you"

"Aaa…Nanao-chan…I want to be with you…" Kyoraku whined.

"Oi! Kyoraku! If you don't get your butt here right away, your precious sake is all MINE!" Kenpachi Zaraki casually shouted.

"Yup!" said a childish tone from Kenpachi's shoulder.

"Keep your hands off my sake, Zaraki!" Kyoraku appeared in a blur in front of the 11th division captain and, "So what ya waitin' for? Get ready coz I'll beat your sorry butts!" he laughed wholeheartedly.

"Bring it on!"

After an hour of heated arguments, they settled with Yachiru's suggestion of pink and red silky dress. They brush Hitsugaya's cheeks with pink, a modest amount of powder and a hint of pink lip gloss.

He looked absolutely CUTE!

"KAWAII!!!!!!!!" The girls sighed happily.

Still glaring, Rukia evilly smirked and declared, "Now! Let our pretty little princess ride 'her' majestic 'pony'!" She called for Renji (who was secretly laughing and watching them) and Hanataro to help the 'fragile' princess board her protesting pony.

"Here, captain." Hanataro shyly mumbled.

"This is injustice! You are abusing animals! You should be locked in an asylum!" Ichigo complained.

"Shut up, Kurosaki. If I am degraded into a lowly princess riding her pony, you should be the pitiful animal and just be happy that you're carrying me." Hitsugaya got on Ichigo's back annoyed. Ohhh…someone's going to suffer after all these.

The females ogled at the fidgeting captain and hugged him one by one.

"I'm envious." Renji whistled taking in the scene where females showered the stoic little captain attention and affection.

Hitsugaya groaned whilst being compressed by female bear hugs.

"I missed my paper works."

Stress is a pain that takes your soul out of your body. Yeah. But when you get a day off from all the stress, it blows up to your face with double force. Hitsugaya Toushiro and stress are always together like 'til death do us part'. Ha! How ironic! He's already dead but stress seems to haunt him forever.

He still prefers his childhood friend, Hinamori Momo than stress but stress is like an annoying 'fan girl' who clings to you whatever you do. Even if the 'fan girl' dies, she's going rigid coz of rigor mortis and you can't remove her from you.

The End

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. I'm just a sucker for cute anime characters like my chibi Shirou-chan!