Disclaimer – Everything belongs to JKR except the words to the rap battles. Those were written by me and therefore belong to me :P

Background Information: Basically the war is over and Voldemort is dead. The rivalry between the Gryffindors and the Slytherins still exist. Malfoy turned good during the war, but he still doesn't like the Golden Trio and he still acts like a snobbish pureblood.

Who's Better Now?

The seventh year Gryffindor and Slytherins were all waiting patiently outside Snape's classroom. As usual, Snape decided to be late which caused some Slytherins and Gryffindors to bicker for little to no reason. One of the pairs that were bickering were Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.

"Snape's probably not here because he's sick of looking at a filthy mudblood like you," Draco sneered.

"Voldemort's dead so can you shut up with all that pureblood nonsense?" said Hermione.

"Just because he's dead doesn't mean our beliefs are dead Granger."

"Whatever you say Malfoy. At least I don't walk around the school acting like I'm better than everyone else."

"Oh, but I am better than everyone else especially you."

"The day you're better than me is the day you beat my marks," Hermione said with a smug look on her face.

"Fine let's settle this once and for all. I'm calling you out for a rap battle. Whoever wins will be considered better than the other. The judge will be everyone that's in this hallway."

The call out had obviously caught Hermione off guard, but she didn't bother to show it.

"Rap battle? You're kidding me right Malfoy? In case that thick skull of yours is too thick to comprehend anything, rap battling is for MUGGLES."

"Yeah I know. It'll be even better when I beat you using a muggle technique."

"You can't be serious."

"I am."

Hermione sighed. "Fine, you spit first."

"It's ok to be scared Granger," Draco said with a smirk.

Soon everyone was sensing the tension between the two Heads and turned to see what was going on.

"Granger you can't rhyme
So don't bother wasting our time
Even if you can
It'll be words like hand and sand
You're just an amateur
One we can surely ignore
So don't bother or you'll just put us to bore
You may excel in studies
With or without your buddies
But the thing you lack
Is something we have intact
And that my friends is a personality
So give it up Granger you can't spit
You don't even have a dick"

(A/N – No offense if you're a girl and you rap cause after all I'm a girl also)

The crowd, mostly girls erupted in cheers as soon as Draco finished.

"You don't have to go you know. Just admit that I'm better than you."

"Ha! In your dreams Malfoy.

Your ego is as huge as Kanye West's
It's a miracle people are impressed
Don't talk about things you don't know
I'll tear you apart blow by blow
My rhymes are better than yours
In a way you just can't ignore
You probably paid someone to write your lines
Cuz it's obvious you can't rhyme
I may be a girl
But looking at you just makes me hurl
Calling me an amateur is childish
It's no wonder you can't spit like this
So don't you dare diss me or my gender
Unless it's the 31st of November

This time as Hermione finished. The whole crowd erupted in louder cheers clearly stating the winner. The cheers stopped as soon as they started when Snape opened the door to this classroom.

"What is the meaning of this? Everybody inside now."

Everyone hurried inside the classroom with the rap battle fresh in their mind.

"Who's better now?" Hermione said as she walked passed Draco.

A/N – What do you think? I got the idea while reading If he were by Boonzie. I'm still new to this rap batting/freestyle stuff so sorry if they suck lol. Right now it's just a one-shot, but if you want a few more chapters than I'll write a few more chapters. Last but not least, don't forget to REVIEW.

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