Dark Knight: not batman darn it

"So Hacking Bored," Torah said as she watched the skies above her. She was an adventurer with no place to explore. "Well,"she picked up her sword. "Nothing exciting or eventful happening here", suddenly, the ground rumbled. Torah hesitantly turned around. "Holy Sugar" she yelled as a large dragon rose in front of her. It lowered its head. Torah put her pet vampragon in her backpack as she started to inch back. Off the top of dragon's head a priestess and a rat like creature walked off. "Hello there vampire, excuse me don't bite me. Torah sneered at the woman. "I'm all freaking human!" she yelled. Torah usually wore dark colors all the time and the fang that stood out her mouth didn't lead anyone to think she was human. "Hey, you, lady writing this, shut up and finish the stupid story". Anyway, the truth was her history is unknown. She doesn't know who her real parents were. She could really be a … "Help me!" Torah ran to the cry. It was the stupid priestess and rat creature. "I'll help out!" cried the little red rat. It was punted to Torah. She looked down at it. It looked at her with two big black adorable eyes. "Ewe a rat! " Torah kicked it back to its sender. A large creature rammed into Torah. Torah then drew her sword and pretty much played ping-pong with it. When she got bored with it she went to the priestess. "Thank you my Transylvanian friend, what be your name?" .Torah stopped herself from punching this lady to next Tuesday. "I am Lady Torah, the Paladin. You know a slayer of dark creatures?" said Torah trying to make sense with the idiotic woman. "Oh you're a dampyr!" said the priestess. Torah fantasized of stomping on the woman's head.