Orochimaru's Oiroke No Jutsu

by Claude le Viste

Hey... Since when did Orochimaru start using the Oiroke no jutsu to fight in front of Kabuto? I was bored and got the idea off this game played by Naruto's voice actors! Please R&R!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Based on one of those games that the Naruto cast played… The real voice actors really did act these out! Seriously!!! I found this in my locker… Weird, so here it is!

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Orochimaru stumbled back. This unknown ninja was powerful. He attacked from above with a kunai. Orochimaru dodged and hit him. He transformed into a nicely chopped piece of wood. Then he appeared behind Orochimaru. Orochimaru again tried to dodge but just barely.

He was too powerful. Kabuto was watching with wide eyes. "Well, I guess I'll have to use… THAT." Orochimaru chuckled to himself.

The shinobi raised a brow and waited for the jutsu.

"Oiroke no jutsu!" Orochimaru did some hand signs and yelled. Kabuto's eyes widened until they were too big for his face.

"Bon
Kyu
Bon
Oh, look at the valley in between my breasts
Uhmhm
Ahaha
Hahaha
hiss hiss"

Orochimaru did some very disturbing movements with his new feminine body while making disturbing noises.

The shinobi had a very massive nosebleed and died from lack of blood. Kabuto's nose also started bleeding.

With a 'POOF', Orochimaru transformed back and chuckled once again to himself. He faced Kabuto, who totally refused to look at him, and smiled. "Want to see it again?"

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XDDD I can't believe I wrote that! Well, just to say, the things Oro said was really said by his voice actor! I know this was short, but I hope you guys enjoyed it… Won't you please review? Pretty pweeeaasaseee?