Dear Diary,
Today was a good day. My killing skills are growing higher in status every day, and I think today's killing had to be the best yet. The main character from my FAVORITE book came to our school for the day. Her name is Amu and she is from Shugo Chara! I actually nearly died myself when I saw her. I was like "OH MY BOB, ITS AMU!" She was walking around on her own, and I couldn't resist, I just HAD to kill her! I followed her around the school, and before you ask it wasn't stalking, just intense research on a particular person OK? NO? Live with it. Well, whilst following her around the school I thought about how I was gonna kill her, but I kept getting distracted by Bolognese, Yes Bolognese flavoured candy! They were every were, in the canteen, in the class room even in the TOILET! And that's how I got the brilliant plan. I filled the Bolognese candy with POISON, well technically it was toilet bleach, but anyway back to the point. Yeah, the poison, then I gave the poison to Amu and she ate it and she dropped dead. I had to run away because I was about to explode with excitement. YAY!
Wait a second...
OH NO!
I KILLED AMU!