I do not own Naruto in any way. Just myself.

Its the oldest yet funniest trick in the book.

Jaws and Ice Cubes

Orochimaru was swimming in the lake after a long day of doing evil against Konaha. He swam around while relaxing at the same time trying to push the stress away from his mind then suddenly a sinister music begins to play while a mysterious fin swims around him.

Dun dun dun dun...

Orochimaru turns around but he didnt see the fin...he knew that the sinister music was playing but so far nothing happened. He started to have a cold feeling in his veins.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun...

He turned around in fright but still nothing..

"Hello?" he called out nervously, "Whoever it is, knock it off! This isnt funny!"

Then the music got even more sinister as the fin swam even closer to him.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Orochimaru screamed in fear as something pulled him underwater.

Later...

Rozen14 along with Kabuto and Sasuke were laughing so hard.

"A-And he went: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Rozen14 said in between laughs.

"That was awesome Rozen14! I didnt think he would be that scared of sharks that easily!" Kabuto said as he laughed.

"It was also amazing that you put the blame on poor Kisame!" Sasuke said, "Arent you scared that they would both eventually find out?"

Rozen14 calmed down a bit. "Well yes but I know that I deserve it anyway I was only messing with them not to hurt their feelings." she said, then Kisame and Orochimaru were standing behind her as Kabuto and Sasuke's expressions turned to fear.

Rozen14 looked at them with a confused look. "Whats with the look guys? All I said was that I did it to have fun, not hurt their feelings. Im just gonna tell them that Im sorry and stuff and they would eventually forgive me." she said but their expressions didnt change, Kabuto then pointed multiple times but he couldnt say a word, nor would Sasuke.

Rozen14 was confused at first but then she finally understood on what they were trying to say. "They are right behind me arent they?" she asked as calm as she could.

They both nodded but still didnt say anything then they ran away. Rozen14 turned her head a bit and saw Kisame and Orochimaru's faces, they didnt have any anger nor disappointed looks on their faces just happy and smiling faces as if something good happened to them , then she looked down and she spotted a couple of buckets they were carrying.

"Um guys...? You found out that it was me that pulled all these tricks right?" Rozen14 asked.

They both nodded not changing their facial expressions.

"Okay fellas, I wanna say Im sorry about those cruel tricks I played on you, I was only trying to have fun thats all. I'll accept any punishment you guys want." She said as calmly and mature as she can.

Orochimaru and Kisame were still standing there smiling happily then they suddenly grabbed Rozen14 by the back of her shirt and poured the two buckets of ice cubes down her back.

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Rozen14 shrieked and danced around as the cold touched her skin.

Orochimaru and Kisame are now satisfied as they both walked away leaving Rozen14 with her ice cold punishment.

"We forgive you Rozen14." Orochimaru and Kisame said as they walked away.

LOL!