Disclaimer: DGM belongs to the great Hoshino sensei. All I own is this fanfic...

chibi-moyashi: Which has been stewing in her head for how many months?

Kuro: Oh shut up, sis. *Strokes plot-kittens* I'm trying to let this baby grow... Flames will be doused with my plot-kitten Kori's water, or used to cook meals. Thanks for reading! I've got more rules for this, but they're still a WIP... This is my first fanfic, so please leave some constructive criticisms and feedback! *Gulp* nervous...

Warning: Mild hint of Yullen. Blink and you'll miss them, though...

Things Members of The BO Are No Longer Allowed To Do

1. Lavi is hereby banned from sticking notes to Kanda Yuu's back.

2. We don't care if the 'Made In China' sticker made the Generals laugh. It's not funny

3. Correction, it's not funny to have our offices destroyed because your hands were itchy.

4. Asking Kanda, "If you're Japanese, why were you made in China?" is not a good idea. Ever.

5. Asking him about quality control in China is out too.

6. Lavi, you're not allowed to bribe Allen into saying that with dango.

7. Kanda, put them down. This instant.

8. We know he deserves it. That doesn't mean you can -bleep- him, -blank- him and -censored- him. It's highly disturbing.

9. The Millennium Earl called. He said if your intention was to frighten him into stopping for a while, it worked. Very well.

10. Lavi is not allowed to call Kanda Yuu"Y Kandy". Even if he is "hot like WHOA!".

11. Even if the majority of females in the BO agreed.

12. We don't care if Allen agreed too.

13. Wait a second… ALLEN AGREED?

14. You're not allowed to call him "Kondom" either.

15. Seriously, Lavi, stop punning his name. Do you want to get beaten up by him?

16. From this day onwards, Lavi, Bookman Jr., is hereby declared a masochist.

17. Why the hell did you have to ask him if Mugen's length is supposed to compensate for something?

18. We know General Cross' Judgement is 'wicked big and wicked long'. This does not, however, mean you can insinuate that it's supposed to compensate for something. He does not appreciate it.

19. No, not even if Allen, Lenalee and General Nyne found it funny.

20. Same goes for General Sokaro's Madness.

21. You deserved that from them, Lavi.

22. We all know Odzuci Kodzuchi can "grow very big, very long, very quickly". Now stop referring it to certain parts of your anatomy.

23. You're not allowed to sue Bookman and Lenalee for almost castrating you. The other members of the BO thank them.

24. Allen Walker is not allowed to tell Kanda Yuu the world just stopped producing soba, and that it's been outlawed across the globe.

25. We do NOT care if Jerry and almost all the BO were in on it. His screams were highly disturbing!

26. We're still working on a cure for the temporary deafness due to screams ringing in our ears, dammit!

27. Asking Link to give Kanda hairstyling lessons (and telling Kanda he really needs them) was NOT a very good idea either, Allen.

28. Lenalee, as much as we agree, you're not allowed to tie them up and deliver them to Komurin.

29. NO, not even if they did that to your room because of their "never-ceasing 3-way bitchfights"!

30. The four of you, stop. Just stop. For the sake of whatever sanity we have left.

Lavi: Well, that was fun!

Kanda: Che, can I kill them now? Except for the Moyashi, that is...

Kuro: Why? What are you going to do to him?

Kanda: You'll see... Heheheheheh...

All: O.O" Kanda's evil laugh s extremely... disturbing...

Allen: Help! =O

Dark Allen: I'll plait his hair tonight when he sleeps... Wonder if he looks hot in a plait?