So my last story 'iHeard you haven't kissed anyone' was definitely by far the funnest to write, so even though I haven't gotten many reviews it was my favorite of what I wrote. So give me your ideas for something like that that you want me to write about.
Sam's POV
Oh. My. God. So right now I am kissing Freddie, because we are just getting it over with. He slightly depend the kiss, I didn't argue with that deepening. Wow probably 5 more seconds went by but it felt like forever.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Freddie's mom screamed as she saw me and Freddie kissing, I can milk this cow he calls mom.
"Uh mom, I was just uh, me and Sam were uh," He stumbled out making hand motions.
"We we just kissing, me and the dork are in love!" I said in a bad acting voice, Freddie held back laughter but Mrs. Benson took it seriously. She started to flip out, I had to turn away to muffle my laughter.
"GET OUT!" She yelled pointing to the exit.
"No I can't leave, I am meant to be here." To finish off, I grabbed Freddie and began (fake) passionately kissing, that made Mrs. Benson freak out! She yelled and flipped out. "Just play along with it and I will owe you big time, plus it hilarious." I whispered into Freddie's ear.
"Fine, but you owe me, big time." He whispered. "I will play along but it better be worth it." For affect he deepened the kiss enough for Mrs. Benson to see. I moaned and opened my eyes Freddie's mom was about to pass out. My phone vibrated, it was Carly.
"Hello?" I asked into the phone.
"Sam where are you?" Carly asked. I completely forgot about iCarly. "It's been like fifteen minutes." Wow I have been making out with Freddie for that long?
"Sorry, I'll be right over." I hung up the phone. "Congrats Mrs. Benson, I have to go. I have something very important to take care of so bye." I said cheerfully and gave Freddie a peck on the lips lightly smacked his face and got off of him, when did I get on?
I left and Mrs. Benson looked like she saw her parents in bed together. "Samantha I swear if I see you with Freddie again…" She called after me but I left before she finished. I texted him to play along more because the next couple of months would be fun. I also told him to change his cell phone wallpaper to me and put me on speed dial 1. I also told him that if we don't continue to do this that he would get in way more trouble about lying. So every time we see his mom we have to make it real. It was more for my benefit.
"Honey I'm home!" I said when I entered the Shay's apartment.
"Sam where were you? You were gone for like ever." Carly said standing up off of the couch. "Why is your hair messed up like that?" She asked I guess Freddie ran his fingers through my hair like I did with his. I fixed it and shrugged. "Were you at Freddie's?"
"yeah why?" I asked nervously. Carly just gave me a look. "We-" I was interrupted. Freddie ran in and slammed the door behind him.
"She's coming!" Freddie yelled. I jumped onto him and we started making out on the couch. "Carly we are doing this to piss off my mom, go along with it." Freddie said and Carly just nodded with her mouth still hanging open. I opened my mouth and pushed my jaw shut so she jot the picture.
"You too honey." She stumbled referring to me and Freddie.
"STOP IT NOW!!!" Mrs. Benson yelled and tried to pull me off of him but she wasn't strong enough. "Freddie you were such a good boy." She pleated. "Then you started hanging out with HER and you changed." I laughed into his lips. "how long has it been like this?" She asked Carly. I gave her a signal to work it.
"Oh, um, psh, like, uh, long, long time." Carly said changing her tone with every word. Yeah like that's not a big give away.
"Fine, be that way!" Mrs. Benson said leaving; I got off of Freddie breathing heavily.
"What is going on?" Carly yelled. "Ok I thought no I know that you guys hate each other and every time Mrs. Benson comes in you guys have to tongue wrestle?" She flipped out.
"Ha, tongue wrestle that's funny." I said quietly.
"So how long is this going to go on?" She asked.
"Until Freddie's mom gets in the hospital." I said Freddie just got wide eyed.
"What's going on in here?" Spencer asked looking at Freddie's arm around me and our heavy breathing.
"They have to fake date whenever Mrs. Benson is around." Carly said and Spencer just backed up and went back upstairs.
(the next day at school)
"So then she slammed that girl into the wall and continued to pound on…" I was talking to Wendy about Shelby Marxx new fight.
"Sam! Mrs. Benson!" Carly warned me. I saw Freddie heading out of the AV room. I ran over to him leaving Wendy very confused. He was talking to one of his nerd friends and I interrupted their conversation.
"Freddie! Your mom! Here now!" I said he grabbed my waist and pulled me in for a kiss. He dropped the cord he was holding.
"Jezz Freddie, make out on your on time, not mine." His nerd friend said I waved him off, he picked up the cord and walked away.
"Even here Freddie! Really!" Mrs. Benson said. People started to stare. Crap I forgot about the gossipy bitches. "Well I know when I'm not wanted!" She yelled and just stood there, expecting someone to ask her to stay.
"No, you don't, this is school, for kids, go!" I said with Freddie's arms still around my waist and mine around his neck. "Go on, go." I waved her off as well. We looked around the corner 'til she was gone we let go of each other. "Try to make it more realistic next time!" I yelled.
"Wow sorry, I am such a pro at lying to my mom!" sarcasm was eating him alive. The bell rung and I had to go to English he had to go to? "I gotta get to math." He said and we walked to our classes.
This is not over I sure hope you like this story cause I worked my ass off to write it and get close to what I wanted. So review, and the funniest thing happened! I recorded iSaved your life and was about to watch it when I read the summary. Freddy they misspelled Freddie!