Boss 1: Ruby Rose
[Player enters the boss room]
"Oh h-hello. Woah! Is that your weapon? Can I see it? I lo- Oops sorry I forgot. We have to fight. Let's go!"
[Player skips the boss fight]
"Waiiiit! You can't just leave...and he already left. Guess I have to wait to fight the next one..."
[Player flirts with boss]
"O-hh. Umm thank you for the compliments."
[Player steals boss's weapon]
"Hey! Give me back my baby!"
[Player dies multiple times to boss]
"Cmon Player. You can do it. I believe in you!"
[Player eats a bag of cookies]
"Ooohh! Are those chocolate chip cookies? Can i have some? Please, please, please!"
[Player tries to bribe boss with cookies]
"So you are going to give me 5 bags of cookies if i let you trough. Hmm, i don't know. On one hand im hungry, but on the other i was ordered not to let you trough
[Player makes a mom joke]
"That is not a very nice thing to say."
[Player surrenders]
"You surrender? Truth be told i didn't want to fight you. We can go to a weapon expo if you want to. I don't have anybody to go with..."
[Player makes a bad pun]
"Whyyyyyyy?"
And that is it for now. I will try to make the next chapters longer. See ya! \['-'/