My name is Sally. Here at my retirement home, Lucarios are our caretakers. I had just moved in here 2 days ago for my 112th birthday, and I was still learning what exactly the routine was. I wasn't worried. However, everyone seemed to enjoy it here. When I was going to bed on a Sunday night I accidently dropped my glasses, so I called in a Lucario to help me out. "Can you please help me find my glasses..."
"Big boy, my name is big boy."
"Ah okay, big boy... can you help me find my glasses?"
"Sure thing."
As he bent over I noticed his little round perky ass. It was cute and blue. I wanted to touch it. I think he noticed me reaching for that booty because his whole demeanor seemed to change. He seemed to be standing more seductively, like he wanted me. "I think I found your… glasses," he said in a sexual tone. As I reached outward and grabbed my glasses I noticed they seemed a bit more hot and and cylindrical than I remember. And then I realized. Those weren't my glasses. Those were my glasses placed on a giant hot throbbing Lucario dick! When I placed on my glasses, the penis it seemed even bigger and girthier than I remembered. I quietly whispered, "What are you… what are you gonna do with that thing?"
"I'm gonna stick your wrinkly arsehole with my cock and ride you all night. This is how we runs things around here. This is our routine."
"Oh!" I said with extreme delight and impatience. I started to bend over and offer myself to big boy. "No," he shouted, "I'll give you a blowjob first." He started to take off my nightgown that I got while traveling on the titenic. And then, surely but slowly, big boy (and he truly was a big boy) started to lick with my panties still on. He licked with such a passion that I had never felt in all my years of living. My dusty vagina finally became re-lubed after years of rusting. "OooooooOoohohoooooooohohooohooooo hit me there daddy!" I croaked as he penetrated my womb. I started to bleed and cum at the same time. Being an extreme masochist it was a pleasure that I had always wished to find. Such pleasure I had only experienced once before while cutting a knife into me to make an extra vagina. Except this was better. As I came like I never came before he sucked out all of my love juices. Then he pumped them into my rectum and them sucked them out again and swallowed. "Was that satisfying?" he politely asked. But he didn't need to. The strikingly sexual and aroused look on my face said it all. "Now it's time for some real action! Get into missionary position. It helps your vagina spread. You'll need that to handle me. Maybe next time we can try a different position when your vagina is more accustomed to this sort of size." He then shoved his wet cock deep into my vagina I cut out. Then I screamed, "That's the wrong hole! I cut that out back in the fifties!"
"I know, I want it to bleed. Besides, you cut that thing out for a reason, time to utilize it."
After that, while heavily thrusting he stuck a pokeflute filled with jizz into my real vagina and a pokeball into my wrinkly anus. It was even better than the licking. It felt so good and bled so much that I nearly cried in excitement. And it just kept getting faster and faster. Harder and harder. Better and better. After about an hour of jizz pumping directly into my stomach (my womb was demolished and basically nonexistent), it finally happened... The pokeball... opened... in my anus. An adult sandslash was in my anus. I always had a fetish for the feeling of childbirth; this could be the perfect opportunity. During the time Lucario was removing the pokeflute and his dick, the sandslash used his claws to tear out of me. It was very bloody and brutal. It might have even been described as delicious by some. Succeeding Lucario drinking all of the leftover fluids (including the blood), big boy left with only, "Until tomorrow, darling."