I was a bit scared to upload this because some people might hate me...so here's an old song I got for you:
"Love me or hate me,
it's still an obsession
Love me or hate me,
that is the question
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!"

...now that I got that out of the way...Well someone requested for me to do another KFP fic so I decided a parody. More like a parody trailer because I don't think I have time for a movie parody. Well here we begin. And this has a lot of references! Try to guess them all! And hardcore Belibers and Directioners might not like this…I already warned you so don't come hating to me.


Kung Fu Panda l parody trailer

Announcer:this fall...*mumbles* I'm not getting paid enough...comes the movie about an unlikely hero...

#Scene to where Po reaches the top stairs of the Jade Palace#

Po: *Out of breath* Finally! *falls down the stairs* WHY CAN'T I CLIMB THESE MOTHER FUCKING STAIRS IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING PALACE?!

Announcer: Who will need to defeat China's worse enemy.

#The scene is in the kitchen and a bunny and her mother are sitting across the table from Shifu#

Shifu: *In concern* what did Tai Lung do to you, little girl?

Bunny girl: *Sobbing* He..he took the batteries of my Game Boy..and..told..me..Santa's not real! And he...even..made..me..listen..to...One Direction...and..Justin Beiber!

Shifu:*facepalm*

Announcer: Can Po reveal his true destiny?

#Scene to where Po is in his room. A boombox is by the side playing 'Oppa Gangnam Style' and he's dancing#

Po:Hey, sexy pandas! Na Na Na Na Oppa Gangnam Style!"

Announcer: Oh lord help us...
Starring..Angelina Jolie..

#The bridge scene. Where the five come face to face with Tai Lung#

Tigress: Oh yeah? At least my actress starred in more movies and is more known than you!

Announcer:Ian Mcshane.

Tai Lung:At least I don't have 14 kids...

Tigress:*punches him and fight begins*

Announcer:And Jack Black.

#Scene is Po in a stage with empty seats#

Po:I'm Jack Black and I know it!

Announcer:Kung Fu Panda

#Scene where Po begins his first day of training#

Shifu: Let's begin training.

Po:Okay. Who should I spar with? *points to five*

Shifu:*laughs* Oh, you think you'll be sparing with them? *snaps fingers*

#The roof breaks and Katniss from the Hunger Games lands in the ground in perfect landing#

Shifu: Let the games begin. *Snaps fingers*

#Logo of Kung Fu Panda with fighting noises and Po's screams in the background#

Announcer:Coming soon to a...You know what? You know where it's gonna be at! You ain't stupid!


Well, I hope you guys enjoyed it. If all goes well: I'll do the Kung Fu Panda 2 trailer. But no promises! I already have like 2 or 3 stories in the works..