Another pokemon fic that I actually wrote when the anime was still airing the Diamond and Pearl episodes. I'm sorry that it's a bit too short. Anyways, enjoy!


EX Team Rocket's Garage Sale

Chapter 1 – Busted Machines for sale

The trio Team Rocket members had had many failures to capture Pokemon and bring them back to the boss ever since Ash started travelling in Kanto until he won the Sinnoh League. Their boss, Giovanni, was tired of them begging for another chance. Because of they failed to many times, Giovanni had fired them. Now, they built a secret hideout in Sinnoh with the least money they had and do something simpler…

"Machines for sale! Every kind of machine you need is here!" Meowth yelled, trying to gather some costumers.

"Hey, do you have a giant mechanical robot?" a boy asked.

"Of course we have! But aren't ya to young to have a giant robot?" Meowth asked the boy.

"Aw, come on! I have the money to buy it!" the boy showed the scratch cat $100.

"Sold! We will have it ordered to your house. By the way, what is your address?" Meowth took the money from the boy's hand, but the boy took it back and put it back into his pocket.

"Uh… Never mind. I think I'll buy it somewhere else." After saying that, the boy left leaving the crying Meowth.

"So, how's the sale going?" Jessie asked Meowth from inside their secret hideout.

Meowth sighed. "Nothing has been sold since we opened up the store. Everything is still on their place, untouched or scratched."

"WHAT!" Jessie yelled angrily. James' 'ouch' can be heard from the outside. "James, will you stand still!"

"But Jessie, I'm not a doll to be decorated!" James whined.

"But I don't have anything to do!" Jessie put her puppy dog face.

"Guys! Snap out of it and help me with the store!" Meowth yelled, hoping that they would hear. Jessie came out from the hideout while dragging James who was wearing thick red lipstick, a white dress and red high heeled shoes. Meowth couldn't help but laughed at James.

"Nice… dress… hahaha!" Meowth said between his laughs with tears and was rolling on the ground.

"It's not funny!" James cried while hitting the ground stressfully. Jessie and Meowth sweatdropped.

"You losers don't deserve to earn money from these machines!" a person said.

The three turned around. "Huh?"


Cliffhanger! For the next chapter, I need some reviews to move on. Don't forget to leave some reviews, but please don't flame!