A.N.: This idea is odd, weird, and one that I got when I was way too bored
one day, reading fan fiction, high on caffeine and letting my mind wander.
It's kinda short, because this was all I could think of at the time. There
might be a lot of these out there, and I wouldn't be surprised...but, enough
with my babbling, here's a list. Some of these are kinda inside-jokie, but
most can be enjoyed by all...and even the inside ones...you'll see...you'll get
it...
And, I know you're not supposed to put "lists" on here, yadda yadda, but my
question is "WHY?!"
Here's an idea: You could even use it as a drinking game: If your having a marathon for any show, this will pretty much apply. But...don't use the beer is you're under age...I suggest soda. Pop. With lots of caffeine...such as...Mt. Dew...Code Red Mt. Dew...Livewire Mt. Dew....
Disclaimer (do I really need one?): I own no anime shows. I own no manga. I own nothing. At all.
THINGS I HAVE COME TO BELIEVE ARE TRUE SINCE WATCHING WAAAAAY TOO MUCH ANIME (Is that even possible?) FOR A LONG TIME:
1. If the hero likes a girl, she will be kidnapped at one point or
another to get back at the hero or get on his backside. (as is with
many other movies, TV shows etc, I mean, even in Van Helsing...c'mon
peeps...)
2. Things that are obvious to the viewer will NOT be made obvious to
the beloved characters until it's too late for them to do anything
about it. (for example, Kenshin should be really smart, right? So why
do traps always surprise him so?)
3. If I think an anime guy is hot, my mom always thinks he's a girl.
Never fails. 'Nuff said.
4. Girls in anime shows like to stand on the sidelines and yell:
"Inuyasha!" "Kenshin!" "Yusuke!" or any other male characters name....
5. The 3ed Rurouni Kenshin OVA is always saddest after 3 in the
morning. Seriously, high on caffeine, absolutely no sleep and
character death is so NOT a good combo.
6. All characters in anime shows are masters of understatements, take
Kurama for example. Hiei's sword breaks in three friggin pieces, and
Kurama says, "I think it broke." Kurama, dude, you're hot...but DUH!
7. Things are funnier when you're sleep deprived: Having an
Inuyasha/Yu Yu Hakusho marathon---laughed for an hour strait. No
kidding.
8. Every character has a breaking point: Perfect Example: Hitokiri
Battousai. Other examples include: Yusuke...Youko is Kurama's breaking
point now...Inuyasha's demon form...Lina has a funny breaking point. Etc,
Etc, ETC.
9. Don't forget the pets: Every main gang of heroes has one or two
adorable little comrades: for example Kilala (Kirara), Poo (Yusuke's
spirit beast)...those cats from Sailor Moon...oh what the hell am I
talking about...I don't watch Sailor Moon.
10. Every village has its idiot: Characters who make you say 'DUH!'
over and over and over and over and over and....Ex: Gourry...duh.
11. If Deraigon (aka: you know who you are...) keeps repeating on how
cool a character (male) is magically 99.9999999% percent of the time
she thinks they're HOT. Example: I'm not even going to try and list
all of them....that would be death to my fingers.
12. In anime...and some video games...guys have to dress up as girls to
enter some kind of secret girl's only place...ex: The poor, poor Slayers
male characters. And FFVII's Cloud. ::sigh::
13. Whenever you think that Yu Yu Hakusho can't get any weirder, it
WILL. It ALWAYS WILL. If you've seen the show, you know what I mean.
Ex: Guys who's demonic powers are sweating...swords that grow out of a
demon's middle finger...Kurama with a cross-shaped scar on his left
cheek...Yusuke's spirit beast, Poo...Koenma himself...Botan herself...(I mean,
that girl needs Prozac.)
14. There's always one character to spur your hatred...somebody that
you want to die in a ditch with a butter knife stuck through their
head. For me, it's like: Soujirou, Kikyo, Megumi, Kagura....) (I
sincerely apologize to any fans of those people.....)
15. We love them to pieces, but sometimes Japanese people can be so
weird....Like, sometimes you swear that the author of that anime/manga
was on crack or something. Take Rumiko Takahashi-san's Inuyasha
episode called "The Toad who would be Prince." I mean, c'mon!
16. There will ALWAYS be fangirls. End of story.
17. And, last but not least: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH
ANIME!!!!!!!!
A.N.: That's it for now, I guess...there will be more...eventually, after I fall down the stairs a couple more times. I have a few lists of humorous quotes donated to by a friend that I'll find a way to get on here. I'm just full of random stupidity, aren't I?
And, might I say, holy shit I updated alotta things today!
GCN anime dragon :P
Here's an idea: You could even use it as a drinking game: If your having a marathon for any show, this will pretty much apply. But...don't use the beer is you're under age...I suggest soda. Pop. With lots of caffeine...such as...Mt. Dew...Code Red Mt. Dew...Livewire Mt. Dew....
Disclaimer (do I really need one?): I own no anime shows. I own no manga. I own nothing. At all.
THINGS I HAVE COME TO BELIEVE ARE TRUE SINCE WATCHING WAAAAAY TOO MUCH ANIME (Is that even possible?) FOR A LONG TIME:
1. If the hero likes a girl, she will be kidnapped at one point or
another to get back at the hero or get on his backside. (as is with
many other movies, TV shows etc, I mean, even in Van Helsing...c'mon
peeps...)
2. Things that are obvious to the viewer will NOT be made obvious to
the beloved characters until it's too late for them to do anything
about it. (for example, Kenshin should be really smart, right? So why
do traps always surprise him so?)
3. If I think an anime guy is hot, my mom always thinks he's a girl.
Never fails. 'Nuff said.
4. Girls in anime shows like to stand on the sidelines and yell:
"Inuyasha!" "Kenshin!" "Yusuke!" or any other male characters name....
5. The 3ed Rurouni Kenshin OVA is always saddest after 3 in the
morning. Seriously, high on caffeine, absolutely no sleep and
character death is so NOT a good combo.
6. All characters in anime shows are masters of understatements, take
Kurama for example. Hiei's sword breaks in three friggin pieces, and
Kurama says, "I think it broke." Kurama, dude, you're hot...but DUH!
7. Things are funnier when you're sleep deprived: Having an
Inuyasha/Yu Yu Hakusho marathon---laughed for an hour strait. No
kidding.
8. Every character has a breaking point: Perfect Example: Hitokiri
Battousai. Other examples include: Yusuke...Youko is Kurama's breaking
point now...Inuyasha's demon form...Lina has a funny breaking point. Etc,
Etc, ETC.
9. Don't forget the pets: Every main gang of heroes has one or two
adorable little comrades: for example Kilala (Kirara), Poo (Yusuke's
spirit beast)...those cats from Sailor Moon...oh what the hell am I
talking about...I don't watch Sailor Moon.
10. Every village has its idiot: Characters who make you say 'DUH!'
over and over and over and over and over and....Ex: Gourry...duh.
11. If Deraigon (aka: you know who you are...) keeps repeating on how
cool a character (male) is magically 99.9999999% percent of the time
she thinks they're HOT. Example: I'm not even going to try and list
all of them....that would be death to my fingers.
12. In anime...and some video games...guys have to dress up as girls to
enter some kind of secret girl's only place...ex: The poor, poor Slayers
male characters. And FFVII's Cloud. ::sigh::
13. Whenever you think that Yu Yu Hakusho can't get any weirder, it
WILL. It ALWAYS WILL. If you've seen the show, you know what I mean.
Ex: Guys who's demonic powers are sweating...swords that grow out of a
demon's middle finger...Kurama with a cross-shaped scar on his left
cheek...Yusuke's spirit beast, Poo...Koenma himself...Botan herself...(I mean,
that girl needs Prozac.)
14. There's always one character to spur your hatred...somebody that
you want to die in a ditch with a butter knife stuck through their
head. For me, it's like: Soujirou, Kikyo, Megumi, Kagura....) (I
sincerely apologize to any fans of those people.....)
15. We love them to pieces, but sometimes Japanese people can be so
weird....Like, sometimes you swear that the author of that anime/manga
was on crack or something. Take Rumiko Takahashi-san's Inuyasha
episode called "The Toad who would be Prince." I mean, c'mon!
16. There will ALWAYS be fangirls. End of story.
17. And, last but not least: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH
ANIME!!!!!!!!
A.N.: That's it for now, I guess...there will be more...eventually, after I fall down the stairs a couple more times. I have a few lists of humorous quotes donated to by a friend that I'll find a way to get on here. I'm just full of random stupidity, aren't I?
And, might I say, holy shit I updated alotta things today!
GCN anime dragon :P