Odd Jobs
By Shade
Strange images ran through Linas head as Zelgadis broke the devistating news to her. "What do you mean…how…" Zel tried his best to back away. "ah…er…we're just…kinda out of money," "How can we…" "Someone help!" Zel shouted in terror as Lina lunged forward, desperate to take her anger out on something. "Gack! Eh help!" Zel cried helplessly as a raving Lina began to strangle him. The rest of the Slayers wern't about to interfere. Thry we're to content alive."Who spent it?! All I did was it with it eat!" "Exactly," this came out as a bad atempt at breathing as Lina tightened her death grip.
Zel was about to lose conciousness when Lina squealed with pain. "Damn it you hair cut me!" Lina relesed Zel, cradeling her bleeding hand. Zel scrambled away to the other Slayers. "Lina san you where the one who spent all that money," Amelia said her voice showing only a hint of fear. Xellos backed away with Nahga, Gourry and Zel. "You're braver than I…or dumber," "What did you say you little justice freak?!" Lina said her voice strangely magnified. "Ah nothing," Amiela said quickly, cowering with the rest of the group.
"There's no avoiding it," sighed Lina "We have to get," BUM BUM BUM (dramatic music) Zel looks around confused "What the hell?!" "We have to a job," Lina pulled a newspaper from seeminly nowhere and began to thumb through it "You'll all take the jobs I assign," Gourry stuck out his lower lip. "But I don't wanna…," "YOU"LL TAKE THE JOBS I ASSIGN YOU!!!" "Yes ma'm," "Nahga, striper," Nahga looked insulted. "Stop type casting," Lina grumbled "Gourry doctors office is hirering, you get to be a nurse, that's not type casting," Zel shook his head "I pity the wounded," "Zel you get to baby sit," "Wah!?" Zel didn't dare object "Amelia motavational speaker," "Sounds good!" Ameila said smiling "Xellos you work at the mall," "Hmmmmmm," "I'll work at a restrant," "Bye-bye paycheck," said Zel so that noone could hear him.
All the Slayers went their separate ways, ands in hand, and terror in mind.
Authors Note: You like it? Sorry the first part sorta sucked but the next parts will be much better! Look for Odd Jobs part 2: Pysco Striptease- Nahga's Worst Nightmares Unfold.