Make Heroes Out of You, a ratchet and clank fanfic

Let's start bolt collecting
To purchase our guns
Did you just by Agents
When you need Cannons?

You're the first duo I've ever met
And since I don't intend to lose
Misters I'll make heroes out of you

Blarg scouts on Novalis
Nanotech we crave
Once we find the plumber
We are sure to pay

Could use Decoys so we'd stand a chance
But I've only got a few
Somehow I'll make heroes out of you

"I'm never gonna beat the boss."
"I'm gonna need more ammo."
"Boy was I fool for not getting armor."
"How much does a Pyrocitor cost?!"
"Don't have any cheats that I know."
"Now I really wish that I had a vendor!"

(R and C)
You must be swift as a hoverboarder
(R and C)
With all the the force of a Walloper
(R and C)
With all the strength of of a RYNO V-I
Mysterious as the brain pods on Gaspar

Great Clock's time pad puzzles
That we need to pass
Heed the Helpdesk's orders
And this might go fast

You cannot afford
The Warmonger
So go back
Go through Quartu
How could I make heroes out of you?

(R and C)
You must be swift as a hoverboarder
(R and C)
With all the the force of a Walloper
(R and C)
With all the strength of of a RYNO V-I
Mysterious as the brain pods on Gaspar

Qwark looked around, seeing the exhausted faces of his Rangers after doing some sort of musical number. He nodded, "Well that was fun."

"No," Ratchet gasped, propping himself up with his wrench. "No, it wasn't."

I have been DYING to make a parody of "Make a Man Out of You" with this franchise. And I finally did it!

...And that's about all I have to say there...Oh! If you want me to do a Ratchet and Clank Parody, it's part of my Commission offers on Deviantart! So if you have 480 Points and want me to write Ratchet and Clank parody lyrics for a song of your choice, stop on by! (I feel like a salesman when I say that).

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