(A/N:) This isn't as funny as I thought it would be...that's what I get for writing it in five minutes.

Raimundo swiped on his black eyeliner and frowned.

"OH, RAIMUNDO!" Kimiko called as she pranced into his room like the desperate girl she is.

"Shut up, Bitch," Raimundo stepped out of his room and went to the meditation temple.

"But, Sweetie-pie-kins! We have a date tonight!" Kimiko whimpered.

"Kimiko," Omi said, in his usual gothic tone, "nobody wants to hear that (censored) shit today, tomorrow, or ever again. You and Raimundo are NOT going out."

Kimiko blinked, "Yes we are."

Raimundo ran as fast as he could. He was tired of it. Either he was going to kill himself or Kimiko. He got an idea. But, it wouldn't work until the end of the story because I said so. He planned and he planned until he was sure that it would work. He smirked. Getting rid of Kimiko was easier than he thought.

Kimiko, on the other hand, was planning a way to get them to kiss, which won't be done until the end of the story because I say so, again. She smiled dreamily. She was going to get Raimundo, no matter what.

Clay walked up to his emo buddy, Raimundo, "Emo Partner, why do you think Kimiko likes ya so much?"

"I'm absolutely gorgeous…well, that what my fangirl of the month said to be my fan girl of the month…who knows?" Raimundo shrugged.

"My fan girl of the month said the same exact thing about me, Emo Buddy," Clay nodded.

"I know. It's like, Emos are the most attractive people around," Raimundo sat on the ground.

"I can't believe I didn't know that," Clay sat down as well.

"What did you not know?" Master Fung walked in looking at his two attractive students.

"Um…that we have to go…NOW!" Raimundo grabbed Clay and they ran for their lives to get away from Master Fung.

"What was that all about?" Kimiko walked into the meditation temple.

"I don't know," Master Fung smirked. "Come with me. You have special training today." He grabbed Kimiko's hand and took her to his room.

(A/N:) Please, tell me what you think...or else I'll think I'm a total idiot XP!