"Dionysus, this is Luke. Luke this is Dionysus but you call him Mr. D."

"Hello Mr. D"

"Hello Lucky, Can I go now?"

"It's Luke,"

"Hope you get some Luck, Lucky."

Chiron steers Luke away from the god.

"I hate him,"

"We all do young hero."

"Dionysus, this is Thalia. Thalia, this is Dionysus."

"I thought you were a tree."

"Why would you bring that up?"

"It's not my fault that your father likes trees."

Chiron steers Thalia away from the god. "He's going to get on my nerves."

"He's already on mine."

"Dionysus, this is Annabeth. Annabeth, this is Mr. D but I call him Dionysus."

"Why is that?"

"Because he hates his name and I like to annoy him. Say hello."

She looks up at me with braveness in her grey eyes. Ugh, another Athena brat. "Hello Mr. D."

I bend down to her eye level. "Why hello little Annabelle."

She looked mad. Too mad. "It's ANNABETH!"

"Dionysus, this is Travis and Connor Stoll. Connor and Travis, this is Mr. D."

"I got a coin." The fatter one said.

I snatched the coin away from him. "YES! WISKY HERE I COME!"

Chiron steered them away. "He stole my coin."

"He's been stealing mine for eons."

"Dionysus, this is Clarisse. Clarisse, this is Mr. D."

She looked like she just had a fight with Artemis and Athena at the same time with her plastic knife in her hand.

"Hello little Cass –"

"If you call me Cassie, I will punch you."

"Take her away! She interrupted me!"

Chiron started to steer her away. "I wish he was drunk."

"Seen that, never want to see him again."

"Dionysus, this is Jake. Jake, this is Mr. D."

"Sing, little boy."

"I'm fourteen, little boy."

"Nice to meet you, Jack."

Jake turned to Chiron. "I could heal him if you want?"

"Oh, my young hero, I've been trying for years."

"Dionysus, this is Percy Jackson. Percy, this is Mr. D."

"Are you the god of wine who gets drunken everyday and is now probably on rehab because he kept banging girls?" He turned to Chiron. "Was that him?"

"I teach you well, Percy."

"Well, Peter Johnson –"

"Percy Jackson."

"What ever this old fool has taught you, is probably right."

Chiron steered Percy away from the god. "He's right you know?"

"Dionysus, this is Leo. Leo, this is Mr. D."

"I'VE SAID BEFORE, I DON'T LIKE STAR TRECK!"

"I'm not from Star Treck."

"Oh . . . Sorry."

"No problem, Lal."

"What's his problem with my name?"

Chiron steered Leo away from the god. "You should of have seen Annabeth the day she meet Dionysus."

"Dionysus, this is Piper. Piper this is –"

"Dionysus, the god of wine and grapes."

"You seem happy about that."

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Because no-one has ever been happy for me, Pipes."

She looked like she was about to cry. "Never call me, Pipes."

"Take her away, take her away!"

Chiron steered Piper away. "Did he fall for it?"

"Like melted cheese."

"Dionysus, this is Jas–"

"STOP WITH THE NAMES, CARRY!" Dionysus screamed and run out of the big house.

"I'm guessing that's Buccas?"

"DON'T CALL ME IDIOT IN JANPANESE!"

"Yep, that's him alright."

A/N I have no idea what I just wrote . . .

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