In life there is always those situations where you have no idea what the fuck happened... this is one of those moments. I don't even know how this is possible, but obviously something happened. Me and my twin Leon were literately at home doing nothing. We lived alone after the murder of our parents in a small spot behind a pizza place. It wasn't as if we were helpless, I mean our friends let us go to their houses all the time. We liked everything the normal kids liked including anime and just goofing around. Me and my brother are different from each other though... very different indeed.
My twin is older than me by four minuets and twenty seconds. He's very lazy and doesn't plan ahead causing him to loose most jobs he gets. He's a player, but he always comes crying to me when a girl dumps him. The funny thing is most girls don't date us as soon as they find out we're homeless. Leon always forgets about me, so when he goes out being stupid (like he is) I always get left behind. Now don't get me wrong I like goofing off just as much as the next person, but Leon takes is the next level. I, on the other hand take the time to think about my brothers safety. While Leon is loud I am usually quiet and keep to myself. I usually get little jobs since I'm so young, but it's something... at least I can keep a job. I don't like taking offerings from wealthy people, but if it were to help my brother then I would accept. But I'm getting distracted aren't I? Sorry... I do that a lot.
Me and Leon went to bed as per usual, but when we woke up something was... different. We weren't behind the pizza shop we were in some alley in lord knows where. I would have thought we were kidnapped if it wasn't for us not being tied up, or beaten, or... hurt? Okay maybe mentally. I sat up and shook Leon's shoulder trying to wake him up.
"Leon," I said. "Leon... wake up," I said a little louder. The little prick just kept snoring, so I moved to plan B, and don't worry plan B always works. I sat on my knees and raised my hand ready to slap him. Hard. The smack even echoes through the alley. "Leon wake the Fuck up!" I yelled. I smirked when I saw him shoot fifty feet in the air. He landed with a thud breathing heavily if looks could kill I would have been dead.
"Aloysius," he hissed. "What the fuck!" he seethed. I gave him a blank stare and pointed around. He looked around not really getting what I was pointing at. He looked again realized then went back to sleep. What a great brother I have. This time I kicked him where the sun don't shine, but i'm pretty sure it only made things worse. "Why?" he cried. I sighed in annoyance.
"Leon," I said slowly. "I don't know where we are, so we need to see what the hell happened," I said. He picked himself off the ground and stood up his attitude did a complete 180. To be honest I'm afraid of what he's thinking.
"Dude little bro, I got you!" he said. I did my best to not cringe at his antics. He grabbed my hand and dragged me out of the alley. "Nothing can go wrong today," he laughed. I gasped, and I honestly think I felt a tear roll down my face. Cause if you didn't believe in that bad luck crap you will after meeting Leon. Of coarse he had to say that coarse he did.
I tried to put his words behind me, but as we progressed I started to notice odd things. The buildings and the people looked like something from that book my friend read to me. It was about the Victorian era or something stupid like that. People were giving us disgusted looks as we walked by them... the people. What was with all these British people? I've never felt so... weird before. I glanced up at my brother to see him smiling like nothing happened. Did he not see where we were?
"little bro I have no idea where we are," he said. I groaned loudly at my brother, how could he be so stupid? "What's wrong?" he asked. I shook my head at him.
"Nothing Leon, nothing," I whispered. He smiled happily... too happily.
"Little bro, listen you don't have to worry," he said. I sighed. "I took care of you when you were a baby," he laughed. I rolled my eyes. "Don't roll your eyes at me, I mean I even saved up all that money that one time," he said. A dark aura covered me and I went to turn on him, but I was stopped by someone crashing into me. I landed on the ground while the person quickly gathered himself up while Leon kept walking.
"Watch where your going!" a cold voice snapped. This voices sounded all too familiar, and I hoped I was just having a mental breakdown. I looked up to my horror to see the boy and demon standing there. Not wanting to fuck up and get killed I kept my mouth shut, not that I would have answered to a rich brat anyway. Leon finally realizing that I wasn't following turned around only to keep the conversation going. Thank you Leon. I stayed on the ground looking at my idiot of a brother waiting for him to say something.
"And bought you that cute little dog," he said. I felt my heart snap, but what was I expecting it is Leon. I could feel the pair glaring at me, but I ignored them and continued to talk to my brother.
"Yeah Leon, the dog you killed twenty minutes after you gave him to me," I snapped. Leon finally shut up and looked at me confusion clear in his eyes.
"What are you doing down there Aloysius?" he asked. I glared and picked myself off the ground. I also threw a glare at the boy.
"I fell over Leon," I said. He tilted his head in confusion.
"What did you fall over for?" he asked
"I didn't mean to fall over!" I growled. I could feel myself loosing my temper with my brother, and this fucking kid still hasn't left. "Can I help you!" I snapped. The boy looked shocked for a moment then glared on par with me, and that's not a good thing cause Chloe said I was the real life Russia.
"Nothing a commoner could understand!" he said coldly. That. was. it. This kid crossed a line. I know that I have been taking this whole... thing calmly, and I was probably going to be killed for doing what I wanted to do. Leon for once in his life did a smart thing and got between me and the kid. The same goes for the butler.
"Let's not do something you'll regret," the butler said. I was pissed, but Leon's safety was at risk, so I forced myself to calm down. He looked at us in thought then spoke to me. "Where are you from? Certainly not from here," he asked. It looks like I would have to answer them after all, but what do I tell them when I still haven't explained to Leon. What do I saw like "Oh we woke up in not only another country but in a fictional world as well. Oh and none of you are actually real." Like what am I supposed to say.
"Well we actually don't know," Leon said. Panic flooded through out my body. Leon if you say the wrong thing this boy can kill us. "We just woke up here," he said. They looked confused before the boy snapped and started to walk away.
"Lets go Sebastian, I don't have time for this," he snapped. We stared at the fading figures until they were gone.
"Little bro, now I know why you hate rich people. I looked at my brother with pity. If only you knew Leon if only you knew.
So I know this story is weird, but that's how I want it to be. I'm going to keep writing this story weather people like it or not, and please tell me how many Fanfictions of kuroshitsuji do you see with a male protagonist. If you like bad jokes/ puns there will lots of those, and If you don't like Leon don't worry I don't either. I want him to be that character you want to die first in some stupid horror movie. To clarify pronunciations Leon is pronounced Layon and Aloysius is pronounced Aloe-wish-us ( it means great warrior.) Oh and tell me all the references I made in this chapter.