Chapter 1:
Intro A.K.A. Taming of the Cast
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Disclaimer:
I don't own anything. Please don't sue me...I live in a Chinese take-out box in the middle of a puddle. Don't take away all I have going for me...
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Yusuke: What's her problem??
Kurama: I think she's happy that she's finally writing fics again...not like that's a good thing...
Hiei: Run for your lives...
Agi: Yessssss....run my pretties...you won't escape...FOR THERE ARE NO DOORS HERE!!! MWAHAHA!!
All: O.o
Yusuke: No doors? Then how did we all get in here? There's got to be an exit around here somewhere...
Kurama: *looks under a rug*
Hiei: *looks behind a potted plant*
Kuwabara: *ties his shoe*
Karasu: Hi.
Kurama: *shrieks*
Agi: AAH! Where the hell did you come from?! I thought I had this whole place sealed off...
Karasu: *points to a door labelled: "THIS IS NOT A DOOR. GO AWAY."*
Kuwabara: *looks over* Hey guys, don't bother looking over there. That sign says that's not a door.
All: -.-;;;;;
Agi: *points at Karasu* Where were you on the night of October 46th 1805?!
Karasu: Umm......at.......the zoo?
Agi: And how do you explain the murder of poor Mr. Jingles? HMM?!
Karasu: It was Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the pogo stick.
Agi: AH-HA! So you're the one who stole the mayonnaise!!
Karasu: No.
Kuwabara: Did I miss something?
Agi: Well, if you didn't steal the mayonnaise, I guess it just ran away. So...wanna join us in poorly recreating a few fairytales?
Karasu: Anything to be with my Kurama...
Kurama: O.O;;;;;; *hides under a floorboard*
Agi: Okie POKIE. *adds Karasu to the cast*
Yusuke: Wait a minute...FAIRYTALES?! I don't wanna be in any dumb fairytales...
Agi: Please?
Yusuke: No.
Agi: Fine...I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE FORCE! *whips out a large frozen fish*
All: o.O
Hiei: *pokes the wavy lines coming from the fish* What are these things?
Agi: Why those wavy lines are the FEAR that's EMINATING from it.
Kuwabara: Oh...so that's why the litterbox does that...and all this time I just thought it smelled bad...
Yusuke: That's very...nice. But...what do you think you can possibly do with that dead fish?
Agi: Yes...it DOES look like an ordinary dead fish, doesn't it? But when used PROPERLY it becomes an instrument of VIOLENCE!!
Kuwabara: Like a trumpet?
Agi: Allow me to demonstrate...*pelts Kuwabara in the head with the fish*
Kuwabara: EASTER TREE! @_@ *blacks out*
All: O_O
Agi: Now...SUBMIT!!!
All: *look at eachother* *shrug* *cower in fear*
Agi: That's more like it...
Kuwabara: @____________________@
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Wow...it feels good to write fics again ^______^ Ok well...the parodies start next chapter...which will be up soon (hopefully...)