A.N. By popular request. it's time for.. YAMI V.S. THE DENTIST!!!!! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Yami-Dentist? Aibou what's that?

Yugi- oh it's nothing Yami. it's um a. duelist?

Yami-Duel?! WHERE!!??

*pats Yami's head* he's so cute, reminds me of my dog that runs into walls ^^

Yami V.S. The Dentist

Yes, all was quiet as the Mouto house. Grandpa was out for the night and Yami and Yugi were watching a movie. Yugi, however, was introducing his darker half to the wonderful delights of chocolate, so the movie was forgotten.

(I know what you're thinking! Minds OUT of the gutter!!!!!)

"It's so sweet."

"Not as sweet as you."

"Aibou."

"Yami-"

(*Glares at y'all* don't you even go there! I have my attack kitties in the gutters! They'll eat you! MWAHAHAHHAHA!)

It was at that moment that Yugi, already on a sugar high, started to concoct a plan.

A Very evil plan.

Nonchalantly the smaller one opened his mouth.

"Damn." Yami chocked on the chocolate in his mouth, his eyes wide as he looked at his light.

"Shit."

"AIBOU!"

"You never let me cuss, but it's funny cause you get huffy."

"I so do not get huffy!"

"Huffy, rabid, Egyptian." Yugi laughed.

"Aibou." Yugi stuck a piece of chocolate in his mouth, swallowed, and took in a breath.

"FUCK!" Yami began to choke again.

"AIBOU!!!!!" Yami began to chase after his light who began to run around like a mad man, the sugar in his body coursing through him.

Of course, we all know what happens then.

Chaos.

Yugi began to throw off his clothes until he was prancing about in just his dark magician boxers, Yami, of course was running like and to get it little light back into proper working order.

"Yugi! Get back here!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Yugi continued to jump like mad around them room. That is, until he came to their bowl of melted chocolate.

Yami froze seeing his light stop. He was up to something.

"Y-Yugi?" Yugi turned around, holding the precious treat with a grin.

"YAMI!!!!!" he jumped and landed squarely on his Yami. They both tumbled to the floor. Yugi, of course, had the upper hand as he tied his Yami down with something he had found. Yami of course was near terrified as his light grinned evilly.

"My dear Yami." He said, starting to tip the chocolate.

"Yugi, no!"

Too late, the sticky sweet splashed over them both, covering them head to toe in a layer of chocolate. Yugi, already prepared, took out some sprinkles and began to put sprinkles on Yami with a happy expression.

Then, with some of his extra chocolate, he began to feed Yami and himself until they were both full, the former yelling curses in Egyptian. Finally, Yugi rolled of Yami's chest and curled up beside him, both feel asleep, not know of what was to come..

TBC!

A.N. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! R&R