Miley was at Jake's house as Hannah Montana. She wanted to be with Jake as herself instead of as her pop-star alter ego. She went into Jake's room and said, "Jake, I'm going to be leaving. And since you asked me to answer the phone if it rang, I answered it. It's a girl, named Miley. She said if you don't mind, she's coming over." Jake was having a party for a movie he just finished, and the party was an after-party – or the party that's after a movie premier.
"I don't mind." He said, smiling. "Bye Jake." "Bye"
Miley ran home, changed her clothes, took off the wig, and ran back. DING DONG! Jake went to the door and there was Miley. "SO sorry to make Hannah your secretary, and to bother you." Miley said. "It's okay." Said Jake.
They laid down when the party was over (Miley called home and told her dad she was spending the night at Lilly's. Lilly came over, too, so it wasn't a COMPLETE lie.) and went to bed in the same bed! Lilly left at around twelve o'clock and Miley and Jake were in bed at twelve thirty. The next day Miley stayed for breakfast and then left.
The next two weeks were rough. Finally, it was their break from school – for a month just for Spring break! Miley was at a Hannah concert and then she told Lilly she wasn't well. "I think you should sit this concert out." Said Lilly. "I'll be fine." Said Miley. Traci, Hannah's friend, walked over. "Hannah, it's time for the show. UGH! You look green."
Miley went on stage and started to sing Nobody's Perfect:
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days
1,2,3,4
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days
Everybody knows what what I'm talkin' bout
Everybody get's that way
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days
Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout
Everybody get's that way
Sometimes I'm in a jam
I've gotta make a plan
It might be crazy
I do it anyway
No way to know for sure
I'll figure out a cure
I'm patchin' up the hole
But then it overflows
If I'm not doin' too well
Why be so hard on my self?
Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
Again and again 'till I get it right
Nobody's Perfect!
You live and you learn it!
Then she got very upset – to her stomach – but went on:
And if I mess up sometimes
Nobody's Perfect!
She continued the rest of the song along with Best Of Both Worlds, Other Side of Me, and I've Got Nerve, but at Just Like You she couldn't take it:
So what you see (gag)
Is only half the story
There's ano- (hiccup) -ther side of me
I'm the girl you know but I'm someone else too
If you only knew
It's a crazy life, but I'm all right
I've got everything I've…always…wanted
She ran off stage, her hand over her mouth. Lilly ran after her. Someone went on stage and said, "Sorry; Hannah isn't QUITE herself tonight. But luckily, AnnaSophia Robb is here and she can sing Keep Your Mind Wide Open!"
AnnaSophia went onstage. From where Miley and Lilly were, they could hear: Have you ever seen the sky so beautiful, colorful, wide, and wonderful?
"Miley! Are you OK?" Asked Lilly. "Yeah, I'm fine." "No, you're not; listen." Miley listened. She could hear AnnaSophia singing: Have you ever wanted more, wanted more?
"HEY! What's AnnaSophia doing on MY stage?!" Yelled Miley. AnnaSophia sang: All the possibilities. You've got to live with your eyes open. Believe in what you see.
"Hannah, you got sick and ran off stage and I think you're pregnant." Miley/Hannah laughed. "Lola Luftnangle, I think is the STUPIDEST thing you ever said." AnnaSophia: Hopelessly hoping. Think of all the time you've had.
Miley/Hannah said, "FINE, LOLA! IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER…" "HANNAH!" Yelled Lily/Lola. Hannah Montana had walked onstage and was yelling at Lily, interrupting AnnaSophia at: Don't you know that…
Everyone stared. Miley thought fast. "That concludes the dramatic anger portion of tonight's show, and, um, AnnaSophia Robb!" Lily was thinking. Hard. What if Miley IS pregnant? She thought. Jake appeared out of nowhere. "Hey, Lolly." He told Lily. "For the last time, my name is LOLA!" She yelled. "Have you seen Hannah?" He asked. "Are you cheating on your girlfriend?" Lola asked. "No, but I… hey! How did YOU know I have a girlfriend?" "Um…" Lily searched for a reason. "Really good guessing?"
Just then Miley walked out. "Oh, hey Jake." Miley grabbed him and took him into the boy/girl restroom. "Jake, I've been hiding something: I'm Hannah Montana." She said. Jake looked at her. "Yeah, I know that, Hannah." He said; she was still wearing her wig. Miley slapped her face. She pulled off her wig, revealing heavy brown curls. "Hi Miley." Said Jake, a little uneasy. "That's not all." Miley said. "Jake, I think I'm pregnant."
"Okay, I stole a test from my mom; I wanted to know what they looked like." "JAKE!" "Sorry. Take it." Miley took it. "Aren't you going to use it?" "Maybe later." "Miley, we do this now or later. I hope you choose now. "I choose later."
Okay, I know - it's kinda bad. And the title stinks. But I've been wanting to do this story for a while, and I've finally done it! Please review. Please. Please. Please don't make me nag you.