One morning, Spike awoke earlier than normal because it was a saturday. He sat down on the couch eating his Creeper Crunchies, and turned on his saturday morning cartoons (Minecraft let's plays). Since Twilight was asleep, and thus unconscious and mentally in another realm, Spike knew he could be as loud as he wanted. He smashed that volume up to the max and started yellin'. Spike then heard a slam come from above him.

"Oh SHIT!" Spike yelled, knowing it was Twilight telling him to shut up. He got up and made a mad dash back for his room, and landed a running slap on the TV to get it to shut up as well. The TV instead just fell back and made a huge hole in the wall, while still blasting some shrill british guys voice. Spike got back into bed so he could go back to sleep.

Twilight was awake now, and there was no getting back to sleepo with the TV screeching out minecraft let's plays. She got up, groggy as hell, and walked downstairs. When she got down there she saw the TV knocked over with one corner slammed through the wall. She didn't have the energy to go yell at Spike. She went over to pick up the box of Creeper Crunchies, but when she did the bag fell out because spike had opened the box from the bottom. As she picked up the bag of square cereal, Twilight also found three tickets on the floor that had fallen out with it. They were tickets to minecon. Spike, who heard that his crunchies were in danger, peeked around the corner.

"Well, I guess I can just sell these to pay for fixing the wall…". Spike was immediately enraged. He started huffing and puffing, while making weird crying squeaking noises. He broke his minecraft pen in half he was so mad. He'd never forgive Twilight for this. Never ever. Spike wanted to barrel into the living room and slam twilight's head into the ceiling, but he had a much better idea…

That night

Twilight was asleep in her bed, finally getting a good night's sleep since Spike was inexplicably out with his friends all day. Spike, wearing a ski mask, was crouched outside Twilight's room with a walky talky.

"Diamond pickaxe to emerald block, do you read me emerald block?" Spike asks.

"I hear you loud and clear Diamond pickaxe. Me and Redstone torch are in position." the voice of Snips says.

"Operation Griefer is a go." Spike says. He swings the door open and runs into twilight's room just as Snips and Snails climb in through the window, also wearing ski masks. They all start beating Twilight with wooden minecraft swords (made of real wood).

"OW STOP IT!" Twilight screams while being mercilessly wailed on. Finally they beat her into submission. After finding the tickets on top of her nightstand, Snips pulls out a flint and steel and lights Twilight's bed on fire. Twilight regains consciousness and runs all around the room screaming. The Redstone torch, Emerald block and Diamond block evac the hot-zone… meaning they climbed back out the window.

The Next Day

Twilight and the rest of the mane six are outside the burned to shit library while firefighters desperately try to put out the fire.

"So what're you gonna do, Twilight?" Applejack asks. Twilight had already been to the emergency room, and still had the wristband on as well as a bandage on her head.

"I'm gonna find them, and Spike is gonna be grounded. I'm gonna go wild on his computer, I'm gonna blow up his minecraft Girlfriends house, I'm gonna-"

"Woah Twilight, don't you think that's taking it a little too far?"
Big Mac asks, being an avid minecraft player himself and knowing what it's like to lose a minecraft girlfriend.

"No, I'm gonna burn down his house and see how he likes it!" Twilight says.

"Well, how are you gonna find him?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"Well obviously he's gonna be at minecon with his two friends, so we've gotta take a trip to Calhoofornia!" Twilight says.

Spike is in hell chatting it up with Discord to make up for the fact that it's been years IRL.

"So yeah, Me, Snips and Snails just went in and beat up Twilight and stole the three tickets." Spike said.

"Are you gonna take Snips and Snails to minecon with you?" Discord asks.

"Nah. They're gonna get charged for assault with a deadly weapon, arson, destruction of property, and theft. I mean, they think they're going to minecon." Spike said.

"Well then…" Discord started.

"Yeah you and Starswirl the bearded can go." Spike said.

"What?" Discord asked, dumbfounded.

"Yeh Discord you're pretty predictable." Spike said. Discord would have slaughtered Spike in an instant for suggesting such a thing, but a free trip to Minecon was a free trip to Minecon.

"Hey Star! Get over here!" Discord yelled. Starswirl the bearded, dressed in a suit of real life gold armor, walked up to them.

"Yeah?" he asked.

"Spike's got tickets to Minecon! We're going to Minecon!" Discord shouted in excitement. Starswirl the bearded flipped out his two pickaxe fidget spinners, held them up and started screeching like a nine year old.

A week later or some shit when Minecon is happening

The main six were waiting to get into Minecon. They were surrounded by a bunch of children, most of which were under the age of ten. The rest were all adults.

"Look at these dweebs!" Rainbow Dash said. A large shadow casted over them.

"Who are you calling a dweeb you fucking nigger?" a deep voice boomed. A large man dressed as an iron golem towered over them. Big Mac valiantly started throwing hooves at the man, defending Rainbow Dash, his minecraft girlfriend (because Big Mac had a crush on her and they were at Minecon which is basically minecraft in real life). Big Mac and the golem did battle outside of Minecon for about a minute and half before security dragged them both off to jail.

When they got into Minecon, they quickly found Spike, Discord and Starswirl the bearded all sitting at a table dividing up the minecraft gummies they had gotten at a booth. They just started running at them. Spike and Starswirl hopped on Discord's back and he flew them away.

"Where are we going?" Spike asked.

"Somewhere they'll never find us!" Discord said. He flew them into the live CaptainSparklez concert. They quickly blended into the crowd.

"Alright minecraft kids, it's time for the main event!" CaptainSparklez said into the mic. Everyone started clapping and cheering.

"Let the ceremony begin!" CaptainSparklez then pointed at Starswirl the bearded.

"Look he's wearing butter armor! Let's sacrifice him!". The children all crowded around starswirl the bearded, their sharp fingernails easily sinking past his gold armor and into his flesh. They tore him to pieces.

"Now with the blood of the demon, minecraft can be real!" CaptainSparklez said. All of the sudden, a roar could be heard. The Ender Dragon smashed its head through the building and started devouring the children.

"Discord! You've gotta stop this! Spike yelled.

"I can't! I've only beaten the Ender Dragon in creative!" Discord admitted. Discord then logged out… meaning he just disappeared from all reality. The whole Minecon building was then griefed IRL by the Ender Dragon because now reality was minecraft. Twilight grabbed Spike using her magic.

"Aha!" She shouted. Spike threw his laptop into the fire so Twilight couldn't fuck up his minecraft.

To be Continued...