This is my first Yu Yu Hakusho fic so please don't kill me if it really sucks!
Sessho's little Rin (aka. SLR): oh please you are so weird sometimes.
Me: DO YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE
Kurama: Girls please don't fight
Me: Do the disclaimer all of you before I make something really really awful happen to you guys.
All: This author does not own anyone from this story other than Kari or any other characters that she makes up.
Me: thank you guys. (cheesy smile)
SLR: Never smile like a cheesy idiot someone will think you farted
Me: OKAY. Whatever. You confuse me.
Any way here is the new story, tell me what you think.
It was another normal day for Kurama with one minor difference. He had to go pick up his cousin from hell! If anyone thought that Yusuke was annoying than they obviously hadn't met Kari. She was the twerpiest most annoying brat on the planet. You would have to be a saint to put up with her which was why most people left her alone. She rarely spoke to him over the phone anymore although that was probably because he didn't approve of the boyfriend that she had. In Kurama's opinion he was a big jerk.
Yusuke, Kuwabara and him were all going to pick her up at the airport the next day. Thank god that they had no school and she would have a chance to get used to everything. 'Why me!' was the only thought that came to Kurama's mind as he thought of that smirk and attitude that could rival Hiei's. He fought demons from Makai and dealt with his insane boss Koenma, but Kari was something that he definitely couldn't get used to.
Next Day
"Kurama are we there yet?" Kuwabara complained for at least the 40th time that day while he Yusuke and Kurama were standing on the subway on the way to the airport.
"He said no the last time you asked which was like 5 minutes ago."
"Ummm Yusuke…" said Kurama
"Yeah?"
"We're actually here this time."
"Oh……I knew that ………….. Well let's go then and get this over with."
The entire time Kurama had been worried about how Kari would react to seeing him again.
By the time that they had gotten to the terminal that Kari was supposed to be getting out of there had been at least 7 girls that Kuwabara had been slapped by. They waited for the longest time while Kuwabara was busy ogling all the girls that walked out of the plane wondering which one would go out with him.
"HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS PLACE!"
"Because most people know about the airport dumbass."
"SHUT UP BAKA."
"MAKE ME!"
As soon as Yusuke, said that a girl with black hair and white streaks walked off the plane and Kurama started to nervously walk over to her. The girl was wearing a black t-shirt that had the Pillsbury Doughboy with red eyes and a butcher's knife behind it's back on it and it said POKE ME AND DIE, as well as a pair of black jeans and a pair of black and red Emily the Strange shoes. Yusuke and Kuwabara followed him and when they all got close enough the first thing they herd was
"Oh please you mean you still haven't gotten a hair cut?"
"Nice to see you too Kari."
"Yeah Yeah. So Suichii tell me are you still gentlemanly enough to carry my bag for me?"
Without even waiting for an answer Kari dropped the black duffel bag that she had been carrying by his feet and started to walk away, hips and ponytail swaying behind her.
"Ummmm Kurama?"
"sigh Yes Yusuke."
"Are you sure that's your cousin?"
"Yes Yusuke."
"Isn't she a little on the……um how should I put this……… short side?" Kari was in fact a little bit short but the last time Kurama saw her she was about the same height.
"SHE LOOKS LIKE THE SHRIMP!" Kuwabara blurted out making the girl stop in her tracks and walk back with a look so cold it made Hiei seem like a walk through the park. When she got back to them she reached up and grabbed both the boys by their ears and pulled them down so that they were eye level with her.
"If you want to insult my height then do it to my face and be prepared for an ass kicking that you've never seen before do I make myself clear?" she said in one breath and in a low voice that scared them.
They both gulped and nodded despite the pain that they were in and she released her ears. Her face was now emotionless and she turned around.
"Cuz?"
"Yes Kari."
"Where's the car?"
"We took the subway."
"Awwww no Ferrari?" she said sarcastically.
"No what?" asked Kuwabara dumbly.
"A very expensive car that you will never be able to afford."
"………."
"Hn what happened did the monkey run out of things to say?" she asked as her and Kurama started to walk towards the station.
-Monkey?-
#hi Youko when did you wake up#
-Just now. Who's the chick?-
#The chick as you put it is my cousin.#
-She looks very familiar-
#what do you mean?#
-She looks like a certain fire apparition that we know-
#who………..HIEI?#
-no the little green one that's standing on the baka's shoulder OF COURSE I MEAN HIEI! You are so dense sometimes-
#before you say anything else about Kari….#
-She's off limits right?-
#your finally getting it?#
-getting what?-
#the fact that you can't go after every girl you see?#
-Heh never stopped me before.-
"Earth to brainiac anybody home?" during his conversation with Youko, Kurama had tuned his cousin out entirely so that she could think about stuff. But now she was just starting to get a little ticked. "SLAP! SCHUICHII MINAMANO ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!"
'Kurama just got slapped by a shortie?' wondered Yusuke (an. Yes he does have a brain) The slap to the right side of his face had gotten him out of his trance and he was now clutching his abused cheek and putting minimal pressure.
"Did I do something?"
"You zoned."
"I what?"
"I don't repeat myself."
"Huh?"
"Shut up so that you don't make a bigger fool of your self." With that she walked even further ahead of him and sat down by one of the restaurants in the airport and sat down.
Kuwabara Yusuke and Kurama were all slightly surprised by this and walked over to her. She had ordered a float and was eating the ice cream part of it right now. "Kari what are you doing?" asked a confused Kurama.
"Eating"
"Didn't you eat on the plane?" asked Kuwabara.
"Do you know how bad nin---- err I mean Airplane food is."
"Never been on a plane."
"Well than you have also never had jet lag, take me home I need my beauty sleep."
"You don't need sleep for that." Said Kuwabara
"If this was anywhere else you would have been out cold ages ago,"
'This girl hasn't smiled or laughed the entire time we've known her. What's wrong with her?' Wondered Yusuke