(A/N.: Okay. Yes, this was meant entirely in humor...and I know alot of
people have done this Story Line before, but I'm calling it: The First
Hogwartian Musical because I'm going to make others...anyway...On with the
story! Oh, yes, Daphne...if your reading this (Which I know you will, at
some point) if you give me the okay...I'll use Laertes in the next
chapter.... okay, now, really, on with the story!)
(The whole cast walks out on stage.)
Ginny: 'Lo, everyone! This is the First ever Offical Hogwartian Musical! Now, we all play ourselves, so there is no need to do a re-cap. Even if you forgot our names (Gives the audience a glare; a few people squirm.) you'll learn them as we go 'long. Now...on with the show!
(Lights dim, a few people cheer as George and Ginny come on stage; Ginny is dressed all in a small black dress.)
George: Ginny! Why the bloody 'ell do you want to wear that thing?!
Ginny: I don't know! That's the thing!
George: You look like you've gone bad...or something!
Ginny: (Breaks into song, looking all rigid, but still managing a dance number) I wanna be bad! You make that look so good! I got things on my mind... I never thought I would..! I wanna be bad with you, baby!
(And, of course, right then, Harry walks in before she stops singing.)
Harry: Ginny! God! You look....sexy!
Ginny: Good! (Hops into his arms, and they run off.)
George: HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER! GET BACK HERE, YOU TWO! (Runs after them, audience laughing, as Penny and Percy enter.)
Percy: I want to break it off with you, Penny! That's it! You slept with another man!
Penny: Did not!
Percy: Did too!
Penny: Did not agogol!
Percy: Did not agogolplex!
Penny: ...Dammit.
Percy: Exactly!
Penny: But, Percy, I love you!
Percy: If you love me, why'd you hurt me?
Penny: (Breaks into song) I sat on the roof, kicked off the moss....some of the lyrics, they got me quite cross. I forgot wreather they're green or they're blue. The thing is, you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
( Percy picks her up, and runs off stage, just as Ginny and Harry come back, stage right, back with George hot on their tails, huffing and puffing...because, well, they were goddamn fast.)
George: Let go off my sister, you loon!
Harry: Never!
Ginny: (Sigh) Better do as he says.
(And suddenly, Draco enters, stage left.)
Harry: And what do you want, Malfoy?
Draco: Who's that you got on your arm, Potter? Another Hogwartian slut?
Ginny: (Attacks Draco)
Draco: Oh, it's... (Breaks into song) I've got to hide my love away, away, away! I can't love a Weasley, a simple Weasley! It's not right, not right, not right! But I just can't resist her in this light! (He kissed her madly, then picked her up and ran off.)
Harry: WE'VE BEEN DUPED! GINNY! COME BACK HERE! (Runs after them, while George looks astonished, and runs quickly after them both to stage two.)
George: BOTH OF YOU! KEEP YOUR---- (Freezes with everyone else, because Percy and Penny are making out.)
Harry: Bloody 'ell! Both of you! GET A ROOM ALREADY!
(Both of them break off, and Penny glares at Harry)
Penny: Way to ruin the moment.
Percy: ..You should win an award, Harry.
Harry: Thank you. (Bows.)
Ginny: (Looks at Draco) Dunno what I ever saw in him...
Draco: Neither do I. He's a stupid git with no sense of fun.
Harry: AM NOT!
Draco: ARE TOO!
Harry: AM---
George: WOULD YOU BOTH JUST SHUT UP!
Both: You shut up!
George: No, You!
Both: You!
George: YOOOOU!
Ginny, Penny, Percy: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
George, Harry, And Draco: Whatever.
.....To be continued!
(A/N: So, what'da think? Feedback!)
(The whole cast walks out on stage.)
Ginny: 'Lo, everyone! This is the First ever Offical Hogwartian Musical! Now, we all play ourselves, so there is no need to do a re-cap. Even if you forgot our names (Gives the audience a glare; a few people squirm.) you'll learn them as we go 'long. Now...on with the show!
(Lights dim, a few people cheer as George and Ginny come on stage; Ginny is dressed all in a small black dress.)
George: Ginny! Why the bloody 'ell do you want to wear that thing?!
Ginny: I don't know! That's the thing!
George: You look like you've gone bad...or something!
Ginny: (Breaks into song, looking all rigid, but still managing a dance number) I wanna be bad! You make that look so good! I got things on my mind... I never thought I would..! I wanna be bad with you, baby!
(And, of course, right then, Harry walks in before she stops singing.)
Harry: Ginny! God! You look....sexy!
Ginny: Good! (Hops into his arms, and they run off.)
George: HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER! GET BACK HERE, YOU TWO! (Runs after them, audience laughing, as Penny and Percy enter.)
Percy: I want to break it off with you, Penny! That's it! You slept with another man!
Penny: Did not!
Percy: Did too!
Penny: Did not agogol!
Percy: Did not agogolplex!
Penny: ...Dammit.
Percy: Exactly!
Penny: But, Percy, I love you!
Percy: If you love me, why'd you hurt me?
Penny: (Breaks into song) I sat on the roof, kicked off the moss....some of the lyrics, they got me quite cross. I forgot wreather they're green or they're blue. The thing is, you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
( Percy picks her up, and runs off stage, just as Ginny and Harry come back, stage right, back with George hot on their tails, huffing and puffing...because, well, they were goddamn fast.)
George: Let go off my sister, you loon!
Harry: Never!
Ginny: (Sigh) Better do as he says.
(And suddenly, Draco enters, stage left.)
Harry: And what do you want, Malfoy?
Draco: Who's that you got on your arm, Potter? Another Hogwartian slut?
Ginny: (Attacks Draco)
Draco: Oh, it's... (Breaks into song) I've got to hide my love away, away, away! I can't love a Weasley, a simple Weasley! It's not right, not right, not right! But I just can't resist her in this light! (He kissed her madly, then picked her up and ran off.)
Harry: WE'VE BEEN DUPED! GINNY! COME BACK HERE! (Runs after them, while George looks astonished, and runs quickly after them both to stage two.)
George: BOTH OF YOU! KEEP YOUR---- (Freezes with everyone else, because Percy and Penny are making out.)
Harry: Bloody 'ell! Both of you! GET A ROOM ALREADY!
(Both of them break off, and Penny glares at Harry)
Penny: Way to ruin the moment.
Percy: ..You should win an award, Harry.
Harry: Thank you. (Bows.)
Ginny: (Looks at Draco) Dunno what I ever saw in him...
Draco: Neither do I. He's a stupid git with no sense of fun.
Harry: AM NOT!
Draco: ARE TOO!
Harry: AM---
George: WOULD YOU BOTH JUST SHUT UP!
Both: You shut up!
George: No, You!
Both: You!
George: YOOOOU!
Ginny, Penny, Percy: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
George, Harry, And Draco: Whatever.
.....To be continued!
(A/N: So, what'da think? Feedback!)