Disclaimer: unforutnatly we don't own ncis… although we would love to and if they ever come on sale… call me.

DiNozzofan: but it would be cool to own Tony…

Hikarisailorcat: yeah… dazed look

This is a joint story by Hikarisailorcat and DiNozzofan.

NCIS…

"Congratulations on solving your case…"

Ring… Ring…

Tony looked over to his phone.

"Leave it DiNozzo." Gibbs said. Tony looked back at his boss.

Ring… Ring…

"As I was saying…Congratulations on solving the last case…"

Tony's phone made a beep as the call was transferred to his message bank.

"Hey, Tones! Its me, Sarah. I had a great night last night. Your so great. I left my bra over at your house so I was wondering if you could drop it of later. Love ya heaps. See you soon. Bye!" Kate looked at Tony with a look of disbelief. His face was bright red and he was looking everywhere but at her.

"DiNozzo, what have I told you about giving out your work number?" Gibbs asked seriously.

"Uhh, sorry boss. Wont happen again." Tony replied uneasily.

Suddenly Kate ran out of the room.

"What's wrong with her?" asked McGee.

"Kate!" Tony called as he ran after her.

"What's going on?" wondered McGee.

Little did he know, Gibbs was wondering the same thing.

Kate ran to Abby's lab and locked the door behind her. She knew Tony was following her, but she didn't want to face him now.

"Is everything ok Kate?" Abby asked from her desk.

"He was seeing some one else!" Kate said through sobbs.

"Oh! I'm really sorry Kate." Abby went over to comfort her friend.

Bang… Bang…

Tony was banging on the door, telling them to open up. Abby went over to the door, unlocked it and opened the door. As Tony tried to push past her, Abby kneed him in the groin.

"Oh Shit Abbs! What was that for?" he basically yelled.

"You know very well what that was for. Now go and apologize to Kate." She said as she let him pass.

Tony stumbled over to Kate.

"I'm really sorry Kate! I just couldn't help myself! She came on to me first!" Tony pleaded.

Kate looked at him with disgust in her puffy red eyes.

"Fuck off idiot!" She yelled.

Just then, Gibbs followed by McGee, entered the room.

"What is going on in here?" Gibbs asked.

Kate looked at the ground as Abby walked over to her. Tony looked at Gibbs.

"Nothing boss. Just some friendly talk between friends." Tony smiled.

That moment, Abby grabbed Kate's arm and led her out of the room. When Abby passed Tony, who was now checking her out, she gave him the look of utter disgust.

"Explain DiNiozzo." Gibbs demanded. Tony looked over at McGee, who had a small discreet smile upon his face.

"uh, uh… well, I um.. you see… it goes like this… uh…"

"Spit it out DiNozzo." Gibbs ordered.

"Uh, KateandIaregoingoutandIcheatedonher." Tony said quickly.

Gibbs and McGee were quite while they digested this information.

"You are dating Kate!" McGee said with amazement and shock on his face and in his voice.

"Yeah." Tony said shyly.

"Well, DiNozzo, how are you going to fix this?" asked Gibbs. While Tony was thinking about this, Gibbs, again followed by McGee, walked out of the lab.

While the guys were talking in Abby's lab, Abby and Kate went down to autopsy to get some advice from Ducky.

"Hey Ducky, we have a problem." Abby told him as they walked inside.

"Well, fair maidens, how can I be of assistance?" Ducky asked.

"Well, you-know-who has been cheating on Kate." Abby told him.

"Ah. I see. This reminds me of the time where my niece was dating her best friend's brother…" Ducky started.

"We don't want to know, just give us the advice, Ducky." Abby said annoyingly.

"Well, if he really loves you, he will decide to apologize. If he does, you should listen to what he has to say, and if you really love him, forgive him." Ducky explained.

"Oh, Ducky, you are so old fashion. I say you should just forget about him, maybe give him a hard time first, and if he apologizes, punch him in the nose!" Abby said to Kate.

"I don't know about that, Abby. Maybe I should just go with Ducky's advice." Kate said, unsure.

"But it would be fun! Can I get revenge for you? Please!" Abby pleaded.

"Just don't do anything too extreme!" Kate told her.

"Yes!" Abby cried as she jumped up and down.

Wow! Totally crazy! Abby wants to get revenge, Kate is confused, Ducky is thinking about what he should do for his friend's birthday, Gibbs is extremely annoyed at Tony, McGee is jealous, Tony is confused as well, and Sarah is wait for her bra! What will happen next!

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Hikarisailorcat and DiNozzofan.