Another pointless tale, brought to you by Elendor and Black Majik.

One day, BM and I were on a pic a nik, and we wrote this, enjoy!

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The stoned adventure!

"C'mon, were going down to the kitchen," Sirius announced to the rest of the group, "I need crackers."

"For why?" James asked looking u from an encyclopaedia of the worlds best toilets.

"Because I got the munchies."

"Oh right."

"Where be Remus?"

"I think he's in our dorm, singing 'I'm in the mood for dancing' while not actually dancing…"

"That sounds like Remus…"

"Yup, I'll go get him." James stood up and headed for the stairs, jumping over the unconscious body of Peter as he went.

Sirius sighed and sauntered over to the corpse on the floor, "Wake up Pete, you fucking lightweight." He said prodding him with a socked toe.

"I don't want a lover, I just need a friend…" Peter slurred while rolling over in his drug induced stupor.

It was always the same when weed got involved. Sirius got hungry; James found everything too amusing for words; Peter whitied, and whitied bad; and Remus, well he just got as high as a kite…

Sirius jumped as a roar of laughter exploded from the dorm room.

"He's off again," muttered Sirius, leaping up the stairs two at a time. "What's funny?"

James was literally rolling on the floor laughing, "HE REALLY IS AS HIGH AS A KITE!"

Sirius looked up to see Remus crawling around on the ceiling.

"I did the wrong spell! For the love of cheeseburgers get me down, OH DEAR GOD ITS HIGH!"

"What?"

"All I wanted was a milkshake…now I'm floating!"

From somewhere in the room the song 'Do the hustle' could be heard.

Sirius giggled and muttered something, making Remus drop heavily to the floor.

"Aaww…"

"C'mon people, its cracker time!"

Remus stood up quickly, " Don't you mean party time? EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! Do! Dododo do!"

"Shut up you stoned woofter and come on! Ah want mah crackers!"

"Heh, heh, heh…crackers…"

"Yes James, crackers, now come on!" Sirius grabbed James by the arm and threw him down the stairs.

"Siri! You might hurt him!"

"He's fine, listen, he's still laughing. Now get a move on or I'll throw you too."

"Fine, you big wankstain, fine."

Grabbing Peter on their way the three took off out of the common room and down the corridor.

"Will you stop laughing Jamie, you'll get us caught!"

"But she's so damn FAT!"

"Fat like a cheeseburger, or fat like a pina colada?"

"Remus, you should never get high, you make NO sense."

"Sense like a koala, or sense like a panda?"

"My point exactly."

They carried on down some more stairs, at which point Peter threw up. Everywhere.

"Good one Pete!"

"Cleaneus Upeus!" Remus shouted.

"Dude, that's not a spell."

"I know, but it sounds good."

Once again James burst into waves of hysterical laughter.

"Come on you bunch of fairies I want my munch!"

"You know, you've insulted me twice with derogative slang names for gay individuals, but you're the only one here that fancies boys."

"Your point being?"

"I don't know…"

"Well then come a-crackering with me, my good fag!"

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BM and I hope you enjoyed the pointlessness of the story, please review, and If you don't, we will eat you. On crackers.

If you liked this, please read The Macdonaleds Adventure, starring ron, harry and draco, if you didnt like it, then dont.