Buffy Limericks
By NekoShininigami
Disclaimer: I own noothhiiinnnggg!! ;_;
AN: The reason Spike has two limericks is because there's a little confusion about who is Spike's sire. I've seen his sire as Angel, and also as Dru. So...yeah. Get the point? Good. Here we go!!
Spike (Angel as Sire):
There once was a handsome vampire
Who never agreed with his sire.
They argued and fought,
Their nerves, they grew taut.
But, of fighting, they never did tire.
Angel:
There was a vampire, Angel.
His soul kept his nerves in a tangle.
He'd brood and he'd pout
Until he moved out.
Then Buffy and Riley did tango. (Um...either as the non-hentai way, or the hentai way. O.o;; )
Buffy :
Her fate was to be the Slayer.
Though no one ever would pay her.
A smile she faked
With vampires staked
Until finally, she just didn't care.
Willow:
There once was a girl named Willow
Her magick could make rain clouds billow.
Until she met Buffy,
She was prissy and huffy.
But now, she's cool and she's mellow.
Spike (Dru as Sire):
There once was a handsome vampire.
Who had to watch over his sire.
She was crazy and looney,
A real Looney Tooney.
Until finally, of Spike she did tire.
Xander:
Xander was a funny fellow.
His temper: Anything but mellow.
He often was silly,
His attitude: chilly.
He thinks Cordelia is shallow.
Tara:
Tara was subtle and shy.
She rarely gave people a try.
Then Willow she met
They date, as of yet.
Most think Oz leaving is why.
Anya:
Anya was a former demon.
She wasn't what she was seemin'.
Her power was lost,
She found Xander hot.
Of Xander, she'll always be dreamin'.
Harmony:
Harmony likes kitties and bunnies.
She loves the Sunday funnies.
How she loved Spike!
But he took a hike.
Her world is not rainbows and sunnies.
Riley:
Riley was a well-trained soldier.
He liked Buffy soon as he knowed her.
They started to date,
Till he left post-haste.
"I love you," he never told her.
Giles:
Buffy's old Watcher was Giles.
His lectures went on for miles.
Then he got fired
From school he retired.
He then tried to ease Buffy's trials.
By NekoShininigami
Disclaimer: I own noothhiiinnnggg!! ;_;
AN: The reason Spike has two limericks is because there's a little confusion about who is Spike's sire. I've seen his sire as Angel, and also as Dru. So...yeah. Get the point? Good. Here we go!!
Spike (Angel as Sire):
There once was a handsome vampire
Who never agreed with his sire.
They argued and fought,
Their nerves, they grew taut.
But, of fighting, they never did tire.
Angel:
There was a vampire, Angel.
His soul kept his nerves in a tangle.
He'd brood and he'd pout
Until he moved out.
Then Buffy and Riley did tango. (Um...either as the non-hentai way, or the hentai way. O.o;; )
Buffy :
Her fate was to be the Slayer.
Though no one ever would pay her.
A smile she faked
With vampires staked
Until finally, she just didn't care.
Willow:
There once was a girl named Willow
Her magick could make rain clouds billow.
Until she met Buffy,
She was prissy and huffy.
But now, she's cool and she's mellow.
Spike (Dru as Sire):
There once was a handsome vampire.
Who had to watch over his sire.
She was crazy and looney,
A real Looney Tooney.
Until finally, of Spike she did tire.
Xander:
Xander was a funny fellow.
His temper: Anything but mellow.
He often was silly,
His attitude: chilly.
He thinks Cordelia is shallow.
Tara:
Tara was subtle and shy.
She rarely gave people a try.
Then Willow she met
They date, as of yet.
Most think Oz leaving is why.
Anya:
Anya was a former demon.
She wasn't what she was seemin'.
Her power was lost,
She found Xander hot.
Of Xander, she'll always be dreamin'.
Harmony:
Harmony likes kitties and bunnies.
She loves the Sunday funnies.
How she loved Spike!
But he took a hike.
Her world is not rainbows and sunnies.
Riley:
Riley was a well-trained soldier.
He liked Buffy soon as he knowed her.
They started to date,
Till he left post-haste.
"I love you," he never told her.
Giles:
Buffy's old Watcher was Giles.
His lectures went on for miles.
Then he got fired
From school he retired.
He then tried to ease Buffy's trials.