Ok so here's the deal. My friend and I were bored one night and
decided to do this story. No before you read it, we just wanted to warn
you that it is not exactly the sanest story out there. What we did it I
wrote down a word and she wrote down a word and that was the title. Then
based on the title we came up with a story line. Our stories, yes there
will most likely be more, will be Sailor Moon/DBZ crossovers as well as
other crossovers. Well who knows? We have never seen this type of writing
before so to us it is new so tell us what you think. Oh and by the way we
will be switching back and forth between the DBZ gang and the Sailor Moon
gang. K.K. That's it for now.
Once long ago Shenlong, the guardian dragon of the Dragonballs, was sitting in his favorite lazy boy with a tube of rockyroad ice cream in front of his big screen TV. At the time he was waiting for his favorite program to come on. During a commercial for blockbuster, the power suddenly went off.
"SHIT!!!" The very angry dragon shouted, "Now I can't watch Pokemon, my favorite program!"(Which by the way we don't care cuz pokemon sux… sorry to anyone who likes pokemon.)
Then an evil grin crossed his face, he had a plan. He was getting butt frigging old and hadn't seen one person wish for something interesting so he was going to do something for himself. Instead of watching pokemon on the television, he was going to turn the knights and Z fighters into a real life version of pokemon. (Ahhhhhhhhh our plot unfolds) This pleased him soooooooo much that he threw off his fuzzy pink bathrobe and walked to his "window to the world" where he could see everything going on. (And we do mean everything… be afraid… very afraid.)
"Pathetic humans and monkey men, I will show you what real power is!" Shenlong said while he began singing "Gotta catch em all Pokemon!" And working his will on his unsuspecting victims.
Meanwhile down at Capsule Corps, everyone was conveniently having a picnic.
"Wow Bulma, this foods great!" Goku commented. He was sitting under a tree with Goten, Gohan, Vegeta and Trunks scarfing down food. Piccolo was separated from the group while ChiChi, Videl, Pan, Bra and Bulma were on the blanket all sprawled out.
"Thank you Goku. My robots worked soooo hard!" She laughed
"Honestly Bulma" Chichi commented "you must have cooked SOME of this, it's really good."
"That's exactly why she wasn't the one who cooked it!" Bra whispered to Pan.
All the women chattered happily, but Pan finally got bored and decided to talk to her uncle and Trunks. But…when she got to over to the tree where they were…*Gasp* they were gone!
"Ummmmmm, Dad? Goten?" She walked around the tree and shrieked madly. "OHHMYGOD DAD TRUNKS GOTEN VEGETA! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU!"
At that moment an orange monkey thing with a mat of black hair and blue zig zags looked up with gapping black eyes and began sputtering words, "GOKUMON! GOKU-KUUKUU GOKU!"
"Ummmmmm rigggghhhhhttt!" Pan backed off "Mom! I think I should go to therapy or drug abuse thing or something!"
Videl stood up with the other ladies "Pan what's the matter? You…GAH! What's that!"
The orange monkey thing appeared but now it had a dark blue shinny thing standing next to it. This one had a black triangle on its forehead and black slits for eyes. It was jumping around like crazy. Then there was a green bird with sunglasses and red wings flapping around and another orange thing. It was like a dog with oversized floppy blue ears and a blue tail. Then there was a lavender puff with black speck being the only visible characteristics, which were presumed to be eyes.
"Pan don't worry, mommy's coming with you!" Videl gasped
"AAAHHHHHH!" Chichi jumped to let a green supper springgy frog hop past "Ummmmmm Piccolo?
Pan poked its turban, and received a tongue splattering on her hand "NamekNamek" it glared at her
"Kami…no……" Chichi whispered
Meanwhile in another time and place the inner scouts and knights were hanging out at the crown game corner.
"You know you play way too many sailor V video games…especially when you do that type of stuff on a regular bases." Darien commented hanging over Serena's shoulder as she played.
"We didn't ask you to come! You and the rest of the guys coulda gone somewhere else." She said as she looked around. Lita, Ken, Ami, Greg, Rae, Chad, Mina, Andrew (we aren't really sure who she is paired with so she got Andrew.) Darien and herself were all there doing whatever kept them happy.
Darien walked away from Serena, collected the 4 other guys and walked over to the counter where Andrew got them something to drink.
"Ohhhh man! Where did that come from?!?!?! What? Nooooo I lost!" Serena screamed as the red monster thing ended the game.
"Ummmmmm…Serena…you may want to come here and see this." Lita called from across the room with the three other girls looking at the counter.
"What is it Lita….ewwwwwww! What are those!" She said as she looked at the counter where the guys were sitting. Instead of the guys there were 5…things sitting on the stools. One of the munchkin looking things turned around. It was a total of two feet tall with big brown eyes and a pompom tuff of hair on its head and around it's waist, above two stubby feet was a sumo type belt.
"It looks like my old boyfriend Freddie!" Lita said starry eyed.
The rest of the girls stood looking at the rest of the little munchkin people. There was one that didn't have a visible neck and a turban on its head that looked like it had an open rose on top. Over its eyes you could see a mask. The one to it's left looked to be a two-foot milkshake with feet and a straw coming out of its head. Also among them was a dark brow puff with little legs and another one that was like a blue water drop with feet and two white eyes.
"Oh… gosh. This…can't…can't be…" Serena stuttered as the black creature looked at her a muttered, "Turbanmon…turb…Mon?"
"What can't be…ohhhhhhh!" Lita started but stopped when she figured it out for herself. "Ken? Ohh gosh I think I need to lie down."
"We have to figure this thing out. We CAN figure this thing out." Ami said in a close panic.
"Milkmilkmilkmoooonnnnn!" The little milkshake said jumping up and down. ]
Back with the DBZ gang…
"Chichi what is it!" Bulma asked curiously.
"Bulma look at that little orange monkey. Who does it remind you of?" Chichi said pointing across the way.
"HOLY SHIT! IT'S GOKU!" Bulma said as the monkey jumped up and down clapping its hands.
"Goku kuku Goku!" Said Goku as he went up and hugged Bulma's leg.
"Hey Goku, what about me?" Chichi laughed.
The monkey was about to walk over to her when the blue shinny thing turned bright red and knocked the monkey over. "Veggi ggi ggi vegg!"
"VEGETA! YOUR SOOOOO CUTE!" Bulma said as she grabbed the thing and hugged it close. It struggled franticly against her- still bright red, but she kissed its black forehead and it cooled off to blue again and looked annoyed. "Hhehehe, I like you like this Vegeta!"
Chichi bent down and picked up Goku. Patting his head, "What happened to you guys?" But before Goku could answer with whatever noises he could make, Pan's roaring laughter was heard.
PAN!" Videl scolded, a green bird on her shoulder, "That's not funny! Trunks you poor thing, my daughter is so insensitive."
Bulma's ears perked up at the mention of Trunk's name and she looked over. Veggimon began convulsing with laughter and Bulma dropped him flat.
"Come on mom." Pan called to her mother.
A ball of purple fluff with specks of black for eyes was kicking Pan's shins. "BREIFS! IFS IFS! IFSMON!" It commented.
"Mom this is great!" Pan laughed to her mom, but the stopped long enough to poke the bird in the chest. (You know the one sitting on Videl's shoulder) "Daddy?"
"Oh dear Trunks, you sure got the short end of the stick, didn't you?" Bulma chuckled.
The fluff ball began pacing until Pan picked it up. (Like misty and togapee…I don't know how to spell it and don't think it's worth looking up.)
"Well now what?" Pan said and as if on cue, the sky cracked with lightning and when pan next opened her eyes, she was on a dirt road on her butt.
Ok ok we know it was short but this is the start and we are going to take turns typing it and I don't feel like doing it anymore. Tell us what you think and if you think we should continue on shoot ourselves in the head for writing something so stupid.
Once long ago Shenlong, the guardian dragon of the Dragonballs, was sitting in his favorite lazy boy with a tube of rockyroad ice cream in front of his big screen TV. At the time he was waiting for his favorite program to come on. During a commercial for blockbuster, the power suddenly went off.
"SHIT!!!" The very angry dragon shouted, "Now I can't watch Pokemon, my favorite program!"(Which by the way we don't care cuz pokemon sux… sorry to anyone who likes pokemon.)
Then an evil grin crossed his face, he had a plan. He was getting butt frigging old and hadn't seen one person wish for something interesting so he was going to do something for himself. Instead of watching pokemon on the television, he was going to turn the knights and Z fighters into a real life version of pokemon. (Ahhhhhhhhh our plot unfolds) This pleased him soooooooo much that he threw off his fuzzy pink bathrobe and walked to his "window to the world" where he could see everything going on. (And we do mean everything… be afraid… very afraid.)
"Pathetic humans and monkey men, I will show you what real power is!" Shenlong said while he began singing "Gotta catch em all Pokemon!" And working his will on his unsuspecting victims.
Meanwhile down at Capsule Corps, everyone was conveniently having a picnic.
"Wow Bulma, this foods great!" Goku commented. He was sitting under a tree with Goten, Gohan, Vegeta and Trunks scarfing down food. Piccolo was separated from the group while ChiChi, Videl, Pan, Bra and Bulma were on the blanket all sprawled out.
"Thank you Goku. My robots worked soooo hard!" She laughed
"Honestly Bulma" Chichi commented "you must have cooked SOME of this, it's really good."
"That's exactly why she wasn't the one who cooked it!" Bra whispered to Pan.
All the women chattered happily, but Pan finally got bored and decided to talk to her uncle and Trunks. But…when she got to over to the tree where they were…*Gasp* they were gone!
"Ummmmmm, Dad? Goten?" She walked around the tree and shrieked madly. "OHHMYGOD DAD TRUNKS GOTEN VEGETA! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU!"
At that moment an orange monkey thing with a mat of black hair and blue zig zags looked up with gapping black eyes and began sputtering words, "GOKUMON! GOKU-KUUKUU GOKU!"
"Ummmmmm rigggghhhhhttt!" Pan backed off "Mom! I think I should go to therapy or drug abuse thing or something!"
Videl stood up with the other ladies "Pan what's the matter? You…GAH! What's that!"
The orange monkey thing appeared but now it had a dark blue shinny thing standing next to it. This one had a black triangle on its forehead and black slits for eyes. It was jumping around like crazy. Then there was a green bird with sunglasses and red wings flapping around and another orange thing. It was like a dog with oversized floppy blue ears and a blue tail. Then there was a lavender puff with black speck being the only visible characteristics, which were presumed to be eyes.
"Pan don't worry, mommy's coming with you!" Videl gasped
"AAAHHHHHH!" Chichi jumped to let a green supper springgy frog hop past "Ummmmmm Piccolo?
Pan poked its turban, and received a tongue splattering on her hand "NamekNamek" it glared at her
"Kami…no……" Chichi whispered
Meanwhile in another time and place the inner scouts and knights were hanging out at the crown game corner.
"You know you play way too many sailor V video games…especially when you do that type of stuff on a regular bases." Darien commented hanging over Serena's shoulder as she played.
"We didn't ask you to come! You and the rest of the guys coulda gone somewhere else." She said as she looked around. Lita, Ken, Ami, Greg, Rae, Chad, Mina, Andrew (we aren't really sure who she is paired with so she got Andrew.) Darien and herself were all there doing whatever kept them happy.
Darien walked away from Serena, collected the 4 other guys and walked over to the counter where Andrew got them something to drink.
"Ohhhh man! Where did that come from?!?!?! What? Nooooo I lost!" Serena screamed as the red monster thing ended the game.
"Ummmmmm…Serena…you may want to come here and see this." Lita called from across the room with the three other girls looking at the counter.
"What is it Lita….ewwwwwww! What are those!" She said as she looked at the counter where the guys were sitting. Instead of the guys there were 5…things sitting on the stools. One of the munchkin looking things turned around. It was a total of two feet tall with big brown eyes and a pompom tuff of hair on its head and around it's waist, above two stubby feet was a sumo type belt.
"It looks like my old boyfriend Freddie!" Lita said starry eyed.
The rest of the girls stood looking at the rest of the little munchkin people. There was one that didn't have a visible neck and a turban on its head that looked like it had an open rose on top. Over its eyes you could see a mask. The one to it's left looked to be a two-foot milkshake with feet and a straw coming out of its head. Also among them was a dark brow puff with little legs and another one that was like a blue water drop with feet and two white eyes.
"Oh… gosh. This…can't…can't be…" Serena stuttered as the black creature looked at her a muttered, "Turbanmon…turb…Mon?"
"What can't be…ohhhhhhh!" Lita started but stopped when she figured it out for herself. "Ken? Ohh gosh I think I need to lie down."
"We have to figure this thing out. We CAN figure this thing out." Ami said in a close panic.
"Milkmilkmilkmoooonnnnn!" The little milkshake said jumping up and down. ]
Back with the DBZ gang…
"Chichi what is it!" Bulma asked curiously.
"Bulma look at that little orange monkey. Who does it remind you of?" Chichi said pointing across the way.
"HOLY SHIT! IT'S GOKU!" Bulma said as the monkey jumped up and down clapping its hands.
"Goku kuku Goku!" Said Goku as he went up and hugged Bulma's leg.
"Hey Goku, what about me?" Chichi laughed.
The monkey was about to walk over to her when the blue shinny thing turned bright red and knocked the monkey over. "Veggi ggi ggi vegg!"
"VEGETA! YOUR SOOOOO CUTE!" Bulma said as she grabbed the thing and hugged it close. It struggled franticly against her- still bright red, but she kissed its black forehead and it cooled off to blue again and looked annoyed. "Hhehehe, I like you like this Vegeta!"
Chichi bent down and picked up Goku. Patting his head, "What happened to you guys?" But before Goku could answer with whatever noises he could make, Pan's roaring laughter was heard.
PAN!" Videl scolded, a green bird on her shoulder, "That's not funny! Trunks you poor thing, my daughter is so insensitive."
Bulma's ears perked up at the mention of Trunk's name and she looked over. Veggimon began convulsing with laughter and Bulma dropped him flat.
"Come on mom." Pan called to her mother.
A ball of purple fluff with specks of black for eyes was kicking Pan's shins. "BREIFS! IFS IFS! IFSMON!" It commented.
"Mom this is great!" Pan laughed to her mom, but the stopped long enough to poke the bird in the chest. (You know the one sitting on Videl's shoulder) "Daddy?"
"Oh dear Trunks, you sure got the short end of the stick, didn't you?" Bulma chuckled.
The fluff ball began pacing until Pan picked it up. (Like misty and togapee…I don't know how to spell it and don't think it's worth looking up.)
"Well now what?" Pan said and as if on cue, the sky cracked with lightning and when pan next opened her eyes, she was on a dirt road on her butt.
Ok ok we know it was short but this is the start and we are going to take turns typing it and I don't feel like doing it anymore. Tell us what you think and if you think we should continue on shoot ourselves in the head for writing something so stupid.