I've become somewhat obsessed with RHPS over the summer (Yet another thing to my loooong list of fandoms)
Well, anywhoo, Enjoy!
One rainy night at central headquarters (Much like tonight, as a matter of fact), everyone was piling into a theatre Fuhrer Bradley used on special occasions.
"So what movie is this, anyway?" asked Alphonse, sitting in the seat next to his brother.
"No idea," he replied. "Bradley just said we all had to attend the showing, or we'd be court-marshaled."
Suddenly, the lights began to dim. The screen flickered to life. Onscreen there appeared a blurry image of a man with palm tree-like hair and a sadistic grin.
Ed almost chocked on his popcorn. "Envy!" he cried.
Many others in the audience also began to panic.
"Greetings, pathetic military humans," said Envy. "We are the Homunculi, and we have infiltrated your base. In doing so we shall force you to watch a movie that we randomly made one day. Because we were bored. It is pointless to resist, as we have barred the exits." People pushed on the doors to discover this was true.
"So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the Rocky Homunculus Picture Show! Bye!" And with another evil grin, the screen went black.
Al had a shocked look on his face, and Ed had fainted.
"Holy Shizzit," muttered Roy.
Up in a box, seven pairs of eyes looked down at panicked spectators.
"I had this box reserved, for the use of me and my 'respected comrades', said Pride.
"Ooh, very Phantom of the Opera," grinned Envy.
Pride leaned back in his chair. "Let the chaos begin…"
Okay, I wont be able to update this until I actually see the movie, so bear with me, m'kay? Thanks!