What on EARTH?

So, as an amateur writer (or, all writers) have times when you get writer's block and you go all brain-dead. My friend suggested that I try out a new story to clear my mind a bit before going back.

Please check out: Yin and Yang Twins.

This is my second official fanfic. I hope you review and enjoy it. Rated T just in case.

Disclaimer: Don't even bother. You know the answer.

Dammit All!

"Lucy, let's go on a mission!" Natsu said, holding up a request. "It's 90,000 jewels, perfect for your rent, and all we need to do is decode some spell in the park!"

"Aye!" Happy said, chewing a fish hungrily.

Lucy looked up from her novel: The Parallel World III and sighed. "I really want to finish this but since I have to pay up next week..." She closed her book and grinned, "I'll go with you."

"Taking this request Mira!" Natsu yelled to the barmaid.

"Okay! Have fun!" She replied, waving back to the trio who were running out of the guild.

They arrived in Magnolia Park, a fairly large space, full of trees and benches. "You know, Natsu, I didn't think you would pick a mission like this. I thought you preferred the fighting ones." Lucy remarked as they entered the area.

"I do, but you prefer these ones and we're always fighting so I thought we could change it up today." His face went slightly pink as he smiled at her.

"Aw, thanks! Oh look, we're here already." The blonde mage replied, rather flustered.

"Yep, this is the place!" Happy held up the request sheet. "Under this tree, we have to say some spell, report to someone named Mr Werty and get rich!"

"Werty." Natsu snickered. "Remember Kaby Melon?!" Happy burst into laughter.

"You guys are so immature!" Lucy huffed, snatching the paper. "This is in a different language!" She gasped.

"Well, just try to pronounce it." The pink haired boy said. "You probably can read it in the end."

"Aye, you're too smart." Happy answered. "Although you don't look it."

"SHUT IT CAT!" And Happy discovered that he can fly without wings.

The writing was in letters and was written in a scratchy writing that was incredibly loopy. But Lucy had wits and could figure it out. A little anyway.

It took some time so while they sat under the large oak tree, they talked a bit. Their conversation went from Gray's stripping habit to Phantom Lord. Lucy loved their talks. It was warm, funny, light and she knew they liked it too.

"It's a little like romaji." She said, writing down the translated version to read better. "It says, Come- hey Natsu!"

"Come forth to our world,

O Come, great guardians of the galaxies,

We hail thy holiness

To space and beyond

Shine thy magnificent light on thee

OH BEAUTIFUL GLOW, SHINE ON!

Damn, this is a weird spell right Happy, Luce?"

Everything went a blinding white light in a flash of a nanosecond and.. silence.

Natsu woke up groggily to find his teammates unconscious. "Happy, Lucy?! What the?" There was a small, blonde girl with Lucy's clothes, only they were too big on her. At first, he doubted it was her but her scent was unique, of vanilla frosting and cherries.

"Luce? Is that you?" He felt extremely stupid in case it was someone else.

"Natsu..?" She opened her chocolate eyes and sat up. "What happened? Eek!" She grabbed her oversized shirt tightly as it was slipping off. "My clothes, my hair, my chest!" She shrieked. "What's going on?!"

"I don't know." He mumbled truthfully.

"Natsu, lushiii what happened to you guys?" The exceed asked, awoken from his slumber due to Lucy's loud yell. He kept blinking as if he thought that his imagination was running wild. Because that's not Natsu and Lucy half their height. Is it? They looked like freaking ten year olds!

Natsu looked at Happy then himself, with smaller hands and hardly any muscles. His shirt reached his knees and his baggy pants didn't fit very well.

"This is all your fault!" The celestial Mage growled at him. "If you didn't read that, maybe we would have received that money by now!" She had a firm grip on her loose clothes and tightened her belt.

Natsu rubbed the back of his neck, mumbling apologies.

"Happy!" Lucy gasped suddenly. "Your wings!"

Happy screeched and frantically tried to jump up and down, hoping for some good reactions from his body.

He got a reaction all right.

"I can't fly!" He wailed. "Natsuuuuu!"

Natsu sat down sulkily. It was precisely afternoon in Magnolia so why is it practically midnight? Had they slept that long?

It was rather nippy outside so the least he could do what light a small fire. But no, his magic had failed him.

"No magic." He muttered. This was a nightmare! No magic, no idea what to do, no clothes that fit!

They were rather looking like street children now, all muddy with wild hair and tired eyes. Not to mention that they were starving.

It seems that Lucy had the same thoughts. She flushed with embarrassing. She was a proper lady, bought up with the upmost discipline and respect. (And a life of luxury!)

Now she was trembling, in the dark, like homeless kids or orphans. No matter, she was one anyway.

But she was with her best friends and no money, comfort or lifestyle could beat that.

So, how was that? Good? Hope so. Let me by reviewing or PMing me! Also do check out my story.

Over and out!

AquaArtist