A Fool-Proof , Flawless Guide to Dating Professor Snape
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Here's my little guide from me to you that may find useful one of these days....lol... R&R _______________________________
Rule #1-Be To Class On Time
Leslie Barker awoke on a snowy December morning, A monday to be exact, and stretched.
She looked around her dormitory to see that all of the rest of the girls were gone. Not a good sign.
She looked at her alarm clock next seeing that it was 10:30am. She had slept in an hour and a half more than she should have. To put it in laymans terms, She was late.
She ran around the Gryffindor common room like a goose with its head chopped off, got dressed and grabbed her bags.
She raced down to the dungeons where the rest of the fourth years were and snuck into the classroom, trying to be unnoticed. But she wasn't fast or slealth enough to fool Professor Snape. Not even though his back was turned to the class.
"So nice of you to join us today Ms.Barker" He said silkily in an alarmingly calm tone. Now she knew she was in trouble.
"I'm so sorry Professor, my alarm.."
"Save it for Detention Barker." He said.
Leslie hushed and sat down beside her friend Kateyln Koons who was a Gryffindor as well.
"What Happened?" She asked in a whisper.
"I don't know....stupid british trash clock..."Leslie fumed taking out her things and putting them before her.
"You can join Ms.Barker in detention tonight as well, Ms.Koons." Snarled Professor Snape.
"Um Yessir Professor.." Kateyln replied dully.
Then a note flew over from the Slytherin side of the room.
Leslie saw her name written on the front, put it on her lap and opened it up.
Leslie,
What Happened? I didn't see you at breakfast this morning. Hope that its nothing too serious.
Draco
She wrote back
Draco,
I'm sorry, My Alarm didn't go off. I don't know whats wrong with the bloody thing..I promise I'll Try to sneak over to your table at lunch.
Leslie
Then threw it back to him and watched as he read over it, scribbled a reply, whistled quietly for her attention and threw it back.
Leslie,
Ah, I see. That sucks majorly.. Thats a great Idea. I'll walk with you to Herbology after Snape stops his jawing and lets us go. Alright?
Draco
Leslie wrote down her own reply.
Draco,
Yeah thats fine with me. Snape IS droning today more than usual eh? Its kinda funny...Hehe. Well see you after class!
Leslie
She threw it back and saw Draco nod and smile in reply. If you hadn't guessed, she and Draco were dating (A/N: Real no-brainer eh?). Since they were torn between two houses they didn't see eachother besides at meal times and in some classes.
"I'll take that Barker." Snape said while sitting at his desk, grading papers and not looking up at her but he held out a hand palm up, waiting for the note.
Leslie froze.
He looked up. "I said bring it up here."
Leslie stood and took the note from Draco, took it up and put it in his hand, his hand brushing against hers in the process.
"Thank you very much." He said. "Now what does this say..." She went to sit. " No stay right here until I read it" He mumbled as he read over it. " 'After Snape stops his jawing eh Mr.Malfoy? Detention for you as well." He read the rest, crumpled it up and threw it out. "Take your seat Ms.Barker. I have nothing to say to you at this time."
She turned red, took her seat and buried her face in her arms in embarrasment.
After Class Snape wrote Draco and Kateyln detention slips and told Leslie to wait.
"Sit down right here." He said pointing to a seat three feet beside him.
She did as directed and looked at the floor in shame.
He turned to look at her in his rotating chair. "What the matter with you?" He asked in almost a slightly concerned voice.
"Professor my alarm clock didn't go off this morning when it was supposed to and it threw my whole day out of whack." She said. "I...."
"Shh...."He said. "You know that your one of my best students and you've been acting up alot recently." He said. "Something I wouldn't expect from you Ms.Barker...Maybe Potter, but definitley not you."
She nodded having nothing else to say.
"Out of all of the Gryffindors, all of the age groups, I respect you the most as a person and as a student because most of the time you are very respectful to me." He said. He signed his name on the detention slip and handed it to her. "Shape up a bit if you would. It would mean alot."
"Yessir Professor." She answered.
"You may be excused." He replied.
She met Draco outside the door.
"What did he say to you?" He asked.
She shrugged and shook her head. "Nothing really." She said. "Now come on before were late for class."
TBC
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Here's my little guide from me to you that may find useful one of these days....lol... R&R _______________________________
Rule #1-Be To Class On Time
Leslie Barker awoke on a snowy December morning, A monday to be exact, and stretched.
She looked around her dormitory to see that all of the rest of the girls were gone. Not a good sign.
She looked at her alarm clock next seeing that it was 10:30am. She had slept in an hour and a half more than she should have. To put it in laymans terms, She was late.
She ran around the Gryffindor common room like a goose with its head chopped off, got dressed and grabbed her bags.
She raced down to the dungeons where the rest of the fourth years were and snuck into the classroom, trying to be unnoticed. But she wasn't fast or slealth enough to fool Professor Snape. Not even though his back was turned to the class.
"So nice of you to join us today Ms.Barker" He said silkily in an alarmingly calm tone. Now she knew she was in trouble.
"I'm so sorry Professor, my alarm.."
"Save it for Detention Barker." He said.
Leslie hushed and sat down beside her friend Kateyln Koons who was a Gryffindor as well.
"What Happened?" She asked in a whisper.
"I don't know....stupid british trash clock..."Leslie fumed taking out her things and putting them before her.
"You can join Ms.Barker in detention tonight as well, Ms.Koons." Snarled Professor Snape.
"Um Yessir Professor.." Kateyln replied dully.
Then a note flew over from the Slytherin side of the room.
Leslie saw her name written on the front, put it on her lap and opened it up.
Leslie,
What Happened? I didn't see you at breakfast this morning. Hope that its nothing too serious.
Draco
She wrote back
Draco,
I'm sorry, My Alarm didn't go off. I don't know whats wrong with the bloody thing..I promise I'll Try to sneak over to your table at lunch.
Leslie
Then threw it back to him and watched as he read over it, scribbled a reply, whistled quietly for her attention and threw it back.
Leslie,
Ah, I see. That sucks majorly.. Thats a great Idea. I'll walk with you to Herbology after Snape stops his jawing and lets us go. Alright?
Draco
Leslie wrote down her own reply.
Draco,
Yeah thats fine with me. Snape IS droning today more than usual eh? Its kinda funny...Hehe. Well see you after class!
Leslie
She threw it back and saw Draco nod and smile in reply. If you hadn't guessed, she and Draco were dating (A/N: Real no-brainer eh?). Since they were torn between two houses they didn't see eachother besides at meal times and in some classes.
"I'll take that Barker." Snape said while sitting at his desk, grading papers and not looking up at her but he held out a hand palm up, waiting for the note.
Leslie froze.
He looked up. "I said bring it up here."
Leslie stood and took the note from Draco, took it up and put it in his hand, his hand brushing against hers in the process.
"Thank you very much." He said. "Now what does this say..." She went to sit. " No stay right here until I read it" He mumbled as he read over it. " 'After Snape stops his jawing eh Mr.Malfoy? Detention for you as well." He read the rest, crumpled it up and threw it out. "Take your seat Ms.Barker. I have nothing to say to you at this time."
She turned red, took her seat and buried her face in her arms in embarrasment.
After Class Snape wrote Draco and Kateyln detention slips and told Leslie to wait.
"Sit down right here." He said pointing to a seat three feet beside him.
She did as directed and looked at the floor in shame.
He turned to look at her in his rotating chair. "What the matter with you?" He asked in almost a slightly concerned voice.
"Professor my alarm clock didn't go off this morning when it was supposed to and it threw my whole day out of whack." She said. "I...."
"Shh...."He said. "You know that your one of my best students and you've been acting up alot recently." He said. "Something I wouldn't expect from you Ms.Barker...Maybe Potter, but definitley not you."
She nodded having nothing else to say.
"Out of all of the Gryffindors, all of the age groups, I respect you the most as a person and as a student because most of the time you are very respectful to me." He said. He signed his name on the detention slip and handed it to her. "Shape up a bit if you would. It would mean alot."
"Yessir Professor." She answered.
"You may be excused." He replied.
She met Draco outside the door.
"What did he say to you?" He asked.
She shrugged and shook her head. "Nothing really." She said. "Now come on before were late for class."
TBC
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Well? Don't wait Review now! Remember! Its FREE! ::Watches as a whole bunch of people rush over at the mention that Its free
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