A/N: Hey guys. Its a weird story but I hope you like it. I OWN NOTHING!
Fury was sat in his office with Coulson. They were discussing some S.H.I.E.L.D business. They were just sat around Fury's desk when a beam of light flooded through the room. Fury and Coulson stood up within seconds. As the light faded they noticed to tall buff figure, one buffer than the other. Fury and Coulson held their gun at the men in the corner.
"Who's there?" Fury yelled.
"Lower your weapon mortal!" Thor boomed.
At that point they could see each other clearly. Fury and Coulson lowered the weapon.
"Call my agents!" Fury muttered to Coulson.
Coulson nodded and left the room.
The room fell silent. But before it became an awkward silence Coulson came back into the room with Jane.
"Thor!" She squeaked.
"Lady Jane." Thor said hugging her tight.
"My agents?" Fury asked turning to Coulson.
"Two are coming; I'm not too sure about the third one!"
Fury nodded. The room was in slight silence as they waited for the other agents. Jane stood in Thors arms.
"Why isn't Lady Darcy here?" Thor asked.
"You will soon see." Jane said trying not to laugh.
Just after Jane had said this Darcy walked into the room. She looked straight at Fury and tried to leave but to other agents pushed her back in.
"Agents Romanoff, Barton and Lewis." Fury nodded as they dragged Darcy into the room.
"What do you want Nicholas?!" Darcy moaned.
But before he had a chance to speak Thor picked Darcy up in a bone crushing huge from behind.
"OH. Big. Guy. Cant. Breath." Darcy managed to say.
Thor dropped Darcy but Clint caught her.
"My apology." Thor said moving back to Jane.
Darcy stood in-between Clint and Natasha.
"This is my brother Loki." Thor said putting his hand on Lokis shoulder.
"I'm not your brother." Loki said shrugging it off.
"Oh god! We are doomed." Darcy muttered but as she did Jane shoot her a look.
"Where may I ask we are?" Thor said changing the subject.
"The Helicarrier." Coulson said.
"Every one take a seat." Fury said over the top of every one.
"Well if you insist" Darcy said picking up a chair and leaving the room.
Fury rubbed his head as he sat.
Thor and Loki look at each other in confusion.
Clint laughed "She will be back sir, I took her phone when I was helping her up."
It had been 2 hours since Thor and Loki had arrived. Everyone was still in Fury's office talking; well Fury was doing most the talking. Until his door flew open.
"I've come to save everyone from dying of boredom." Darcy said.
Every one turned to face Darcy. Darcy stared at Clint.
"Everyone but you." She said snatching her phone off him.
Fury rolled his eyes and continued talking "So that's our agreement then. We will have meetings every couple of days." Then he nodded to dismiss everyone.
Darcy was nearly skipping down the hall when she stop in the way of Jane, Thor and Loki.
Jane stared at Darcy.
"They are staying with us aren't they?" Darcy asked.
Jane nodded.
Darcy gave an evil laugh "This is going to be fun."
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